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July 22, 2010, 07:21:32 AM »
still waiting for my Dragoon cd to show up. Where's that thing shipping from...Germania?
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July 22, 2010, 07:34:56 AM »
Best wishes to your brother-in-law-to-be.
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July 22, 2010, 08:41:36 AM »
Has anyone converted YouTube videos lately?
I was trying to get some footage last night via VIXY.net and it kept coming back with "invalid" address. Even my own videos, so I don't think it was specifically protected clips.
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July 22, 2010, 08:42:34 AM »
Jeff and I were having a conversation regarding who created PMAs. We couldn't remember who. Can you?
I googled it and the earliest crappity result was from 2007.
I also found a book from 2006 called The Healing Miracles of Christ something which discusses them.
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Brainfiber did.
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July 22, 2010, 09:02:28 AM »
Quote from: Bozo Sapiens on July 22, 2010, 06:59:22 AM
Quote from: Just Some Girl on July 22, 2010, 06:54:17 AM
Quote from: Bozo Sapiens on July 22, 2010, 06:53:23 AM
Quote from: Moetown on July 22, 2010, 06:24:37 AM
I never can remember who recommended what book. Anyway, I'm currently trudging through Guns, Germs, and Steel. At first, I didn't know if it would hold my interest, but now I'm totally into it.
I recommended it. I'm glad you like.
that's on my list, maybe I'll order it this weekend...
Karen, it's not something you read for style, I don't particularly like the way Jared Diamond writes. It's something you read for content.
He's not crafty with his prose, but I wouldn't say he's without style. He's more than adept at making a dry subject palatable to an average Joe like me.
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July 22, 2010, 09:05:41 AM »
Quote from: Bozo Sapiens on July 22, 2010, 07:00:23 AM
Quote from: Moetown on July 22, 2010, 06:58:16 AM
Quote from: Bozo Sapiens on July 22, 2010, 06:53:23 AM
Quote from: Moetown on July 22, 2010, 06:24:37 AM
I never can remember who recommended what book. Anyway, I'm currently trudging through Guns, Germs, and Steel. At first, I didn't know if it would hold my interest, but now I'm totally into it.
I recommended it. I'm glad you like.
I thought so, but I didn't want to sound like an idiot by thanking the wrong crappiteer. Instead I just sounded like an idiot who can't remember shit.
Shrimp, eh?
Probably.
Lately I've adopted Kevin Spacey's Magnolia character's style of working out.
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July 22, 2010, 09:08:25 AM »
PMAs for sure, Karen.
Did you mean American Beauty, Evan? 'Cos he smokes a lot of w e e d while bench pressing in that one.
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Quote from: Mister Chaddy on July 22, 2010, 09:08:25 AM
PMAs for sure, Karen.
Did you mean American Beauty, Evan? 'Cos he smokes a lot of w e e d while bench pressing in that one.
Sorry. Yeah, that's the one. For some reason, I always confuse those two.
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July 22, 2010, 09:20:14 AM »
(shrimp)
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July 22, 2010, 09:21:31 AM »
Definitely brainfiber.
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July 22, 2010, 09:25:02 AM »
(In reference to PMA invention, obvs. Can't see who's here and can't quote posts on BB). About 30 min away from pool! Er, I mean serious babysitting time.
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July 22, 2010, 09:27:36 AM »
here was my original thoughts on it...
Positive thinking, aura, ESP..Karma, Vibes...
vibes are like the building block of mind/thought atoms.
ironic that the same atoms that make up the building
blocks of life can make something so destructive as a
mini-nuke.
Imagine if we had the power to split our mind/thought
atoms...it would make Owsley's LSD seem like baby
aspirin.
sometimes these mind/thought atoms interact with
actual atoms...like a mom flipping over a car to free
her child...mind atoms enabled her regular atoms to
become "super atoms"
magnetic attraction is a form of mind/physical atoms
interacting...i know it's a stretch but magnetics have
minds. they're not alive in what we would consider
human life...but they are alive.
vibes are like the building block of mind/thought
atoms.
we must put these thought atoms on spacial atom
river flows and hope they reach their
destination...along the way they might hook up with
other "vibe atoms" that can help them along their
journey.
thought atoms are everywhere...sometimes we feel them
as deja vu...sometimes they work as 'lattice'
enablers. Sometimes they work as prayers.
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Postive Mind Atoms
A non offensive way to send postivitey to the world -- Jew, Christian, Muslim, or even athesiest...now it doesn't matter...
it's like an "add on" for your religion...
Church of the mind atom -- COMA
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July 22, 2010, 09:29:26 AM »
It was around the same time I came up with this splash of brillance:
I'm going to write my own rock opera based on the movie Sling Blade...call it Millsburg
So far i have a rough outline of the flow...
1. Big Bush
2. Mmm
3. Potted Meat and French Fried Potaters
4. Mr. Cox's Lawnmower Shop
5. Vaghun's Gay (not funny ha ha, funny queer)
6. Doyle plays cards with J.D. Shelnut, Chief of Police
7. Stewart Drives a Comfortable Car
8. The Thrill is (dot dot dot)
9. Reckon
10. Kaiser Blade
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My Shrimp boat was still in operation back then...
I'm trying to get her back in the water now.
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