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[Just Some Girl]

I don't at all buying things for my sister, or helping her out, btw. This isn't about me being a cheapskate. I just hate these arbitrary occasions. Blech.

Ok, I really really have to leave now, else I will never go. Wish me luck! (more sighing)

[Tripp]

John Wayne kicked death's ass.

[Doctor Rock]

If I was allowed to bitch slap one imbecile per day, this job would be so much less stressful.

Heaven.

Or hell: can you imagine what it would be if everyone had that right?!  How often would I get bitch slapped? 

[Tripp]

I am so god-damn sick of Angelina Jolie and her attempts to be an action star..

[Doctor Rock]

 I grabbed the mike and said "thanks for coming out.. our drummer just died.."  Stan had passed
out from heat exhaustion.  it was slightly scary for a few minutes..

Your Spinal Tap moment. 

[Doctor Rock]

I am so god-damn sick of Angelina Jolie and her attempts to be an action star..

And an Angelina Jolie fan immediately thinks you're an imbecile and bitch-slaps you.   

You can't really win. 

[Tripp]

She doesn't have any fans...

[Doctor Rock]

John Wayne kicked death's ass.

Wasn't that Chuck Norris? 

[Doctor Rock]

She doesn't have any fans...

Yes she does: they're all imbeciles that deserve a bitch slap. 

[Doctor Rock]

The world cup final will be the Netherlands vs. Spain, which is kind of cool.  They're both underachievers that never got it, but came close a few times.  I think I'm going to support Spain, being of southern European stock and all. 

[captqitn]

I'm rooting for Holland.   


Cuz of the weed.

[Tripp]

John Wayne kicked death's ass.

Wasn't that Chuck Norris? 

it's a Richard Pryor joke..

[Bizarro]

Oh yeah, also, my baby sister's "stag & doe"* party is Saturday night in Hamilton. I have to head there Friday night after work, so I can help set up some of the food and games and crap for early Saturday (we get into the space to decorate, or whatever the fuck, on Saturday morning). And then, I've been volunteered to work the door, or sell raffle tickets, or operate some game or some such at night, when really, if I could, I wouldn't even go at all. (I hate these things. Big surprise.) So, with alcohol consumption on Saturday night, I reckon there's little chance of me coming back home that night either. The whole weekend with family. Ugh.



*Do y'all have these? (I've also heard them called "Jack & Jills" before. Equally ick.) Basically a co-ed stag party? (Versus the bachelor party gag closer to the wedding, with the over-drinking and the strippers/hookers and such.) It's really just a fund-raiser (via tix, a cut of the booze sales at the bar, people paying for roulette wheel, or "loonie toss" games, or whatever they're having, and raffle tickets) for the happy couple. But not only are these things boring to me (I'm sure the DJ will be awesome, though  ), my extended family is...well, there's a reason I don't hang around them much.

I'm really not looking forward to it.

Never heard of those. Sounds better than hookers or penis-shaped cakes, though.

[Bizarro]

We got near the end of the set and were playing
Just Passing Out.. Somewhere in the middle of the song the beat got all wobbly and weird and I thought to myself "wow.  Stan's really going
to some weird territories this time.." I turned around just in time to see Stan double over on his snare drum then he just kinda slid off the
drum stool and fell out on the floor.  I grabbed the mike and said "thanks for coming out.. our drummer just died.."  Stan had passed
out from heat exhaustion.  it was slightly scary for a few minutes..

Perfect song for that moment.

[Bizarro]

If I was allowed to bitch slap one imbecile per day, this job would be so much less stressful.

Heaven.

Or hell: can you imagine what it would be if everyone had that right?!  How often would I get bitch slapped?