If she won't cut loose... induce!!

[Doctor Rock]

Ferocious black humour killed crappity. 

[captqitn]

Speaking of which, saw Observe and Report last night.

I liked it, it was Jody Hill to the extreme.    Not sure what the appeal is, except maybe that I ran into people like that growing up in Florida and its fun to watch them trainwreck from the safety of the couch.   They scared the shit out of me in real life.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Comedy is pain.

[bebopbalogna]

i'm just glad that people are starting to pay attention to the fact that THERE'S TWO FUCKING WARS GOING ON THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH NATIONAL SECURITY (anymore...one of them never did...) AND INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE DYING FOR NO REASON!!!!.  i swear, once obama got elected nobody gave a shit about the wars anymore.  i assure you, they are both still happening, one of them twice as much so. fucking stop it!  the sunnis and the shiites are gonna kill each other long after we're gone, and karzai is now using anti-americanism for his own political gain.  GET THE FUCK OUT ALREADY, BARRY!!!   it's no use.

[Sabamah]

omg, y'all. the next time pat posts...he's gonna be a daddy!

GOOD LUCK TODAY, PAT!!!! can't wait for updates.

[bebopbalogna]

All checked in. Kim's gettin in her sexxy backless gown now. Updates throughout the day.

[captqitn]

I brought hot towels.  Let's do this!!

[bebopbalogna]

Whew. Just had the scariest moment of my life. Machines beeping nurses freakin out oxygen mask on kim screaming "get prepped for emergency c section STAT!   Dad you have to stay here. ". False alarm thank god. Everything back to normal. Except for my heart rate. Details later when I'm not on a stinking iPod.

[Jeff]

Holy shit. Much love, man.

[Jeff]

Remember that lesbian teen in Mississippi who wanted to take her girlfriend to prom? The school said she couldn't, so then the event ended up canceled altogether. The district wasn't able to force the school to hold a prom, even though canceling it had been ruled a violation of her rights, because a parent-sponsored prom was to be held at a country club and the lesbian teen and her date were said to be invited.

She got there Saturday and there were only other 5 other kids there, two of them mentally disabled. The other kids had staged another prom elsewhere and declined to tell her about it.

And this is yet another reason why, when the end comes, I hope Mississippi gets it first.

http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2010/04/05/ACLU_Investigating_Fake_Prom/