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Good moaning!
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Literally. Kudos to Jeff for providing today's thread title.
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EVERY GODDAMNED CHRISTMAS MY DAD AND MY UNCLE RON GET INTO IMPORTANT ARGUMENTS ABOUT POLITICS AND THE BEST AIRPORTS IN ZURICH AND WHICH PRESIDENTS ARE ASSHOLES IN PERSON AND THAT SORT OF THING. MY OTHER UNCLE D. IS KIND OF THE BLACK SHEEP IN THE FAMILY AND WE DON'T PAY MUCH ATTENTION TO HIM.
ANYWAY THIS ONE CHRISTMAS MY DAD & RON ARE REALLY GOING AT IT, SOMETHING ABOUT AFRICA, WHEN UNCLE D. WALKS INTO THE MIDDLE OF THINGS GINGERLY CARRYING THIS TAPE LIKE IT WAS A DYING CHILD AND LOOKS COYLY AT MY DAD AND RON AND SAYS "SO, I BET YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT SONG IS THIS!!"
AND MY DAD AND RON COULDN'T CARE LESS AND SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT HOW THERE'S NO TIME BUT UNCLE D. IS ALREADY BREAKING THE TAPE DECK AND JAMMING IN HIS PRECIOUS TAPE. HE FLASHES US A SLY LOOK AND SAYS "I BET NOBODY HERE WILL GET THIS" AND PRESSES PLAY
IT'S FUCKING 'HEY JUDE'. 19 PEOPLE IN THE LIVING ROOM ALL SAY 'IT'S HEY JUDE' AT THE SAME TIME AND LOOK AGGRAVATED.
UNCLE D. LOOKS AT US ALL IMPISHLY AND SAYS 'NO'.
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Cool new web service:
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It's like tinyurl, only instead of making the address shorter, it makes it shady.
Here's our site:
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Oh man. that dude that put out records by my old band Meringue in the 90s and has since gone radical libertarian was on Glenn Beck last night.
It is very disorienting to see these two men speak to each other.
http://video.foxnews.com/v/4013732/the-one-thing-211
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Quote from: Dirty Old Town on February 19, 2010, 09:54:03 AM
Cool new web service:
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It's like tinyurl, only instead of making the address shorter, it makes it shady.
Here's our site:
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ha awesome
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Quote from: Fanbrush Ferrule on February 19, 2010, 09:49:23 AM
EVERY GODDAMNED CHRISTMAS MY DAD AND MY UNCLE RON GET INTO IMPORTANT ARGUMENTS ABOUT POLITICS AND THE BEST AIRPORTS IN ZURICH AND WHICH PRESIDENTS ARE ASSHOLES IN PERSON AND THAT SORT OF THING. MY OTHER UNCLE D. IS KIND OF THE BLACK SHEEP IN THE FAMILY AND WE DON'T PAY MUCH ATTENTION TO HIM.
ANYWAY THIS ONE CHRISTMAS MY DAD & RON ARE REALLY GOING AT IT, SOMETHING ABOUT AFRICA, WHEN UNCLE D. WALKS INTO THE MIDDLE OF THINGS GINGERLY CARRYING THIS TAPE LIKE IT WAS A DYING CHILD AND LOOKS COYLY AT MY DAD AND RON AND SAYS "SO, I BET YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT SONG IS THIS!!"
AND MY DAD AND RON COULDN'T CARE LESS AND SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT HOW THERE'S NO TIME BUT UNCLE D. IS ALREADY BREAKING THE TAPE DECK AND JAMMING IN HIS PRECIOUS TAPE. HE FLASHES US A SLY LOOK AND SAYS "I BET NOBODY HERE WILL GET THIS" AND PRESSES PLAY
IT'S FUCKING 'HEY JUDE'. 19 PEOPLE IN THE LIVING ROOM ALL SAY 'IT'S HEY JUDE' AT THE SAME TIME AND LOOK AGGRAVATED.
UNCLE D. LOOKS AT US ALL IMPISHLY AND SAYS 'NO'.
Whiskey tango foxtrot?
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http://babieswithlasereyes.com/
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So far today, I don't understand any of the posts except Dan's and Eric's. Sigh.
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Quote from: capt. qitn on February 19, 2010, 09:54:22 AM
Oh man. that dude that put out records by my old band Meringue in the 90s and has since gone radical libertarian was on Glenn Beck last night.
It is very disorienting to see these two men speak to each other.
http://video.foxnews.com/v/4013732/the-one-thing-211
To me, libertarianism sounds like a business-worshiping cultish religion. Of course, if I say this to a libertarian, the inevitable question arises... "Are you a Communist?"
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Oh, and laser eyes, of course.
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Quote from: Dirty Old Town on February 19, 2010, 10:06:19 AM
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Awesome!
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Quote from: Bozo Sapiens on February 19, 2010, 10:10:14 AM
Quote from: capt. qitn on February 19, 2010, 09:54:22 AM
Oh man. that dude that put out records by my old band Meringue in the 90s and has since gone radical libertarian was on Glenn Beck last night.
It is very disorienting to see these two men speak to each other.
http://video.foxnews.com/v/4013732/the-one-thing-211
To me, libertarianism sounds like a business-worshiping cultish religion. Of course, if I say this to a libertarian, the inevitable question arises... "Are you a Communist?"
Yeah. I certainly don't agree with any of his conclusions, but I've read a few of his articles in Reason and he gives this stuff some pretty serious thought and is very well read. There are plenty of ideologies out there that I would never want to see flourish in the real world, but that I appreciate people discussing and dissecting.
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and hence, my discomfort seeing him on Beck.
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