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« Reply #15 on: July 9, 2004, 07:12:04 AM »
Quote from: Coitus Bwown on July  9, 2004, 07:08:46 AM
I wish I could write a character 1/2 as good as Ignatius Reilly is.

Don't just write it...live it.

i just can't picture will ferrel playing him...that guy from better off dead...the fat kid who lived next to cussak...he'd be perfect
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« Reply #16 on: July 9, 2004, 07:12:28 AM »
Quote from: brainfiber on July  9, 2004, 06:50:09 AM

i almost got hit by a truck with my name on it...Dolan

Cleveland DID get hit by a truck named Dolan.

And an asshole named Boozer too...mumblemumblemotherfucker
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« Reply #17 on: July 9, 2004, 07:14:34 AM »
the kurt in the corner...
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« Reply #18 on: July 9, 2004, 07:14:38 AM »
my bad, cappy.  go back and see that i've made it all better now.  



but the story isn't as good as the headline.  (you'll have to use your imagination)
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« Reply #19 on: July 9, 2004, 07:18:49 AM »
what do you think of the new bloodthirsty lovers material, Kid?
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« Reply #20 on: July 9, 2004, 07:29:59 AM »
okay then, what do you think aboot girls in prison engaging in sexual activity?
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« Reply #21 on: July 9, 2004, 07:34:59 AM »
Quote from: tscaw on July  9, 2004, 07:14:38 AM
my bad, cappy.  go back and see that i've made it all better now.  



but the story isn't as good as the headline.  (you'll have to use your imagination)


I'm using my imagination right now...  Wink
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« Reply #22 on: July 9, 2004, 07:36:29 AM »
UGH

i fucking hate pitchfork. i don't know why i insist on perusing that website.
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« Reply #23 on: July 9, 2004, 07:43:40 AM »
i find pitchfork amusing at this point, but then i'm reading it as unintentional parody.  i'm SO postmodern, y'all!


i was going to add a disclaimer aboot the prose stylings in the Young People record "review" i posted the link to, but i figured why bother.  
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« Reply #24 on: July 9, 2004, 07:45:14 AM »
"Incidentally, this is also the fundamental difference between Smith and Elvis. Elvis was pure sexual dynamite, basking in his own libidinal juices; in sharp contrast, Smith is the ugliest, grimiest beast of Lucifer to ever drag his expanding head from a pub's water closet. Elvis may have drooled sex, but it was artificial, manipulative, cheap. The Fall, like all truly great sex, climaxes in rage, regret and release-- the three criteria for all utterly essential rock music. 50,000 Fall Fans Can't Be Wrong chronicles more than two decades of those climaxes, perhaps to one day be held in similar regard to the album its artwork parodies"


Guess from were that nugget came from...
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« Reply #25 on: July 9, 2004, 07:46:59 AM »
I do not want a piece of the cake, because their cake tastes total to the Kotzen!



i need to stop reading google automated german translations.



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« Reply #26 on: July 9, 2004, 07:50:05 AM »
i get so irritated at the fucking snobs that write these fuckingshitasshell reviews. i find it hard to believe that these people enjoy music. at all. and actually, i was reading one and was thinking "hrm, this one's not that bad" and i looked down and it was one an old friend of mine from chicago had written- guess he's contributing there now. i guess i DO have good taste in friends after all.

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« Reply #27 on: July 9, 2004, 07:51:43 AM »
okay, i will no longer go off on pitchfork because it's all been said before and i'm sorry for all of my expletives, y'all.

(deep breath)

and back to the happy place...

what's everyone doing this weekend??
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« Reply #28 on: July 9, 2004, 07:52:44 AM »
waiting for the Kid to come back online.   Cry
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« Reply #29 on: July 9, 2004, 08:14:35 AM »
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what's everyone doing this weekend??

I'm ending my unintentional halfling's leaf moratorium!!!

OH YEAAAHHH!!!!

not sure what I'll do after that, I guess listen to Relayer over and over on headphones.
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