Paducah, Ky had better prepare for a massive influx of PMAs

[Just Some Girl]

Oh, yeah, communicating sarcasm in writing is just so hard. But we can thank our lucky stars some brilliant company has granted us reprieve from this endless night of linguistic confusion and despair with their oh-so-helpful new punctuation mark. And only 1.99 for the chance to use it? Wow! What a steal for a little black squiggle! And look at the design, it’s so... intuitive. Nothing says sarcasm like a spiral and a dot. We’re sure this thing will sell like the hottest of hot cakes. Thank you so much Sarcasm Inc., we just can’t wait to try this thing out.

[Just Some Girl]

Whew. Still got it.

[Just Some Girl]

(self-directed eye rolling)

[Just Some Girl]

Oh, by the way, at last count 4 idiots nabbed Jay Reatard stuff from me in soulseek in the last hour alone.

(eye-rolling at soulseek idiots)

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Oh, yeah, communicating sarcasm in writing is just so hard. But we can thank our lucky stars some brilliant company has granted us reprieve from this endless night of linguistic confusion and despair with their oh-so-helpful new punctuation mark. And only 1.99 for the chance to use it? Wow! What a steal for a little black squiggle! And look at the design, it’s so... intuitive. Nothing says sarcasm like a spiral and a dot. We’re sure this thing will sell like the hottest of hot cakes. Thank you so much Sarcasm Inc., we just can’t wait to try this thing out.

My new punctuation mark is an exclamation point with a comma at the bottom instead of a period.

[Tripp]

so you're excited about the first part of the sentence..

[Tripp]

Bamma,  comic-book day is on Wednesday  (new books arrive at the store)  so... either your comedians will be there then or I guess they might avoid that day since all the hardcore nerds are there...

I usually go wednesdays around 7, right before closing.. That way I'm guaranteed to run into nobody..

[Tripp]

 some of my fellow nerds that frequent the store include Bret from Good Luck Dark Star and Paul from Adios Gringos, and Dave Dunlap.   So....   I got that goin' for me.

[Tripp]

this is the store I go to.

their page is boring.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

so you're excited about the first part of the sentence..

...and then it ends with a disappointment mark.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

[Moetown]

Oh, yeah, communicating sarcasm in writing is just so hard. But we can thank our lucky stars some brilliant company has granted us reprieve from this endless night of linguistic confusion and despair with their oh-so-helpful new punctuation mark. And only 1.99 for the chance to use it? Wow! What a steal for a little black squiggle! And look at the design, it’s so... intuitive. Nothing says sarcasm like a spiral and a dot. We’re sure this thing will sell like the hottest of hot cakes. Thank you so much Sarcasm Inc., we just can’t wait to try this thing out.

Actually, that could be helpful for 2nd language teaching.

[Berunda]

I know nothin' about Jay Reatard, but he's been a topic of discussion her recently. His death is being investigated as a possible homicide

[Jesse]

Wow. Maybe my initial supposition wasn't so far off.

[Moetown]

That was unexpected.