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« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2009, 12:20:38 PM »

the good news is i scored some cheap tickets to the gator bowl (jacksonville new year's day-  Florida State vs. West Virginia)  Bobby Bowden's last game ever.  tickets sold out in 2 hours...fastest sellout of any bowl game ever...  those things are selling for hundreds of dollars..thousands in some cases.  i got 2 for $50 apiece  on the craigslists.  christmas present for my dad. (biggest FSU/bobby bowden fan ever)   AAAAND i'm gonna get the ticket stubs signed by bobby at some point.  just gotta figure out how to get that part done.
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« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2009, 12:20:59 PM »

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« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2009, 12:24:49 PM »

Can you make the beach prettier, Pat? All that "nature" crap is getting in the way.
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« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2009, 12:36:01 PM »

Personal chef.?

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« Reply #34 on: December 22, 2009, 12:39:00 PM »

Can you make the beach prettier, Pat? All that "nature" crap is getting in the way.

naw. fuck that. but here's your kid's faces and eyes like you wanted. if that makes "since".



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« Reply #35 on: December 22, 2009, 12:47:02 PM »

Hee... thats creepers.
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« Reply #36 on: December 22, 2009, 01:05:32 PM »

Hey, Evan, want to hang out every single day and night I'm there? My stupid boyfriend has a bunch of stupid college football-watching plans (AND even stupider fantasy football junk) going on, so no need for me to even visit.  sigh.


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« Reply #37 on: December 22, 2009, 01:06:00 PM »

LONDON – Parish priest Tim Jones says it's OK to shoplift at times as long as you don't take more than you need — but British police, retailers and clergy disagree.

Jones says people in desperate need may at times be justified shoplifting items from large chain stores. He serves a village in York 220 miles (355 kilometers) north of London.

He defended his comments Tuesday despite much criticism, saying society is wrong to ignore the desperate plight of many poor people.

The Archdeacon of York, Richard Seed, has released a statement saying the Church of England does not condone shoplifting. North Yorkshire Police have followed suit, pointing out that shoplifting is a crime.

The British Retail Consortium also condemned Jones' views.

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« Reply #38 on: December 22, 2009, 01:10:43 PM »

I just spent the last 70 minutes (at work) watching this amazing epic review of The Phantom Menace. Seriously. Here's part 1:'

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI[/youtube]

I can recommend no better time waster today.
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« Reply #39 on: December 22, 2009, 02:19:23 PM »

I watched about 20 minutes of that and wished I had time for more. That guy is pretty funny.

"Describe any of the main characters from The Phantom Menace without describing what they look like or what their job is."
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« Reply #40 on: December 22, 2009, 02:54:14 PM »

I wanna hang out with any Crappiteers who can lick their own nipples.
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« Reply #41 on: December 22, 2009, 04:13:32 PM »

(sadly looking down at my mosquito bites)   Embarrassed
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« Reply #42 on: December 22, 2009, 04:20:32 PM »

I watched about 20 minutes of that and wished I had time for more. That guy is pretty funny.

"Describe any of the main characters from The Phantom Menace without describing what they look like or what their job is."

That guy is pretty funny, and he gets funnier as it goes. I wish I could make it all the way through but, ironically, the movie is so boring and terrible even the tiny clips he shows began to torture me.
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« Reply #43 on: December 22, 2009, 04:29:20 PM »

His other reviews are pretty good, too. I particularly like his Star Trek (2009) review.

On a related note (but from a different person), has anyone seen "Wizard People, Dear Readers"? It's brilliant.
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« Reply #44 on: December 22, 2009, 04:54:20 PM »

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