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« on: December 22, 2009, 08:27:49 AM »

Don't scratch em.
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i know what fucking "dharma" means.


« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2009, 09:58:30 AM »

or lick them.  might feel good at first but ultimately only makes it worse.  get thee some carmex!
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2009, 10:04:44 AM »

man... i hate waiting tables.  so much bullshit childish drama. i sooo wish i could afford to quit.  but with madeline on the way, i gotta start figuring out how to BOOST my income, not shrink it.  which also brings up the point that once i have a child, do i really want to spend every night working?  well, no.  which means i have to find another 9-5er that can provide enough income that i don't have to supplement all over the place (jackson's/sluggo's/etc.) because i ain't getting no raise at the museum anytime soon.  which sucks, cause i really do like this job.  but i can't feed a family on peanuts alone.
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2009, 10:18:35 AM »

Sell that sexy bod..
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2009, 10:23:50 AM »

Start a record store.?
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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2009, 10:26:05 AM »

Advice columnist?
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2009, 10:30:18 AM »

Gambler?
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2009, 10:31:24 AM »

I think I've finished my Christian shopping.
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2009, 10:33:02 AM »

People ask me what I want, but I can never think of anything. I guess that's good.
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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2009, 10:48:37 AM »

The older I get the less "stuff" I want/ask for. I'm the one who always lames out and asks people to spend the money they'd spend for a gift on a charitable donation in my name instead. (Or gift cards, if they insist on a prezzie.) Which is so pooping everyone else's party, but still... what do I want some crappy little gift for? Maybe it's because I have a very specific aesthetic when it comes to "stuff," and my parents/family don't get it and so I never actually want what I've ended up with.

And yet I like buying gifts for others. It's a tad bizarre. But I never claimed to be normal.
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« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2009, 10:49:23 AM »

Are there other similar programs at maybe an institutional level, Pat? Maybe that would pay more than the museum...?
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« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2009, 10:52:52 AM »

Hey, Evan, want to hang out every single day and night I'm there? My stupid boyfriend has a bunch of stupid college football-watching plans (AND even stupider fantasy football junk) going on, so no need for me to even visit.  sigh.


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« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2009, 10:53:33 AM »

His fantasy football "team" is in the "championships."

How'd I end up with a jock goob?
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« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2009, 10:57:40 AM »

I'm just getting to that "Reasons To Love Memphis" blog thingy Jeff linked to... and...Rental Bikes! I'm so impressed. We don't even have them anymore (though we did for a number of years have "Bike Share" which failed due to mismanagement more than anything else), though apparently we're going to be getting the Montreal style Bixi program in the spring.

Is Mempho a really bikeable city? (Toronto's flat, and perfect for it.)

Back to seeing what else I need to love about Memphis...
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« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2009, 10:58:22 AM »

(I would not love Rock and Romp. Well, maybe I would, but I could probably only take so much of it. I only have so much patience with the young'uns.)
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