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« on: December 7, 2009, 08:15:45 AM »
Good morning!

Hope you had a happy bday, FBP!

How were y'all's weekends? We had wall-to-wall family fun, with ornament painting, holiday special watching, xmas light drive-bys, etc.
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« Reply #1 on: December 7, 2009, 08:16:18 AM »
[logged]Then last night, dickhead threatened suicide again.[/logged]

Eh well.
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« Reply #2 on: December 7, 2009, 08:40:58 AM »
This show hypnotizes my son:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/6kFk5qC9nxg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/6kFk5qC9nxg</a>
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« Reply #3 on: December 7, 2009, 08:47:17 AM »
Near as I can tell, it's a show about four mildly retarded teenagers who wear the same clothes every day, sing and dance almost constantly, and think everything is terrific.

It comes on after Spongebob, which he thinks is okay. We accidentally caught some of this after, and Simon adores it.
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« Reply #4 on: December 7, 2009, 09:12:30 AM »
I like to scratch my itch in pubic.
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« Reply #5 on: December 7, 2009, 09:15:19 AM »
I spent my weekend sick. Just resting and vegging.

It's like a full body cold. Achy all over. Still don't feel good but I gots to work now.
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« Reply #6 on: December 7, 2009, 09:16:53 AM »
Quote from: Profess Yr Prick Ills on December  7, 2009, 09:12:30 AM
I like to scratch my itch in pubic.


A repeat performance? I would have bet money you'd have mutated the sentence another step further instead.

Something like, "I like to smack my bitch up in her pubic." Or some such. Near-soundalikes of innocuous phrases that end up peculiar and/or dirty is your trick, not mine.
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« Reply #7 on: December 7, 2009, 09:20:45 AM »
I'm too phlegmatic to smack somebody. Thick mucous.
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« Reply #8 on: December 7, 2009, 09:42:45 AM »
Do you realize...we're floating in space?
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« Reply #9 on: December 7, 2009, 09:52:46 AM »
Quote from: Profess Yr Prick Ills on December  7, 2009, 09:42:45 AM
Do you realize...we're floating in space?

And spinning at 0.5 km/sec, revolving at 30 km/sec, moving around the Milky Way at 250 km/sec while speeding in the Local Group at 300 km/sec. 
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« Reply #10 on: December 7, 2009, 09:59:17 AM »
Do you realize the sun don't go down? It's just an illusion caused the world spinning round.
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« Reply #11 on: December 7, 2009, 10:00:19 AM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/f_J5rBxeTIk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/f_J5rBxeTIk</a>
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« Reply #12 on: December 7, 2009, 10:07:52 AM »
Happy birthday Tom Waits.

And Pearl Harbour was 68 years ago. 
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« Reply #13 on: December 7, 2009, 10:09:08 AM »
I'd like to hear Yakko's Local Group Song
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« Reply #14 on: December 7, 2009, 10:13:32 AM »
Happy birthday, Pear Harbor.

They're flying a bunch of vintage war planes over Manhattan today.


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