If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.

[Moetown]

There's a stinkin' banquet in honor of the people in our program who got their GEDs this year. I've got to go and pretend to be very impressed.

[regular tom]

don't be fucking around with the daughter of The King.

[regular tom]

put a little water in the soup and milk in the gravy, there's better days ahead.

thank you, crappity jesus, for sending moe's dog home.


thank you, brainfiber, for exposing the youth to new worlds in the bookstore.

[regular tom]

ostentatious austin texas is certainly one cool cat kind of town, but if all the cool kids move there how will it maintain the quotient?


besides, it ain't where you're living that matters.  it's how you're living.


y'all be cool.

right on.

[regular tom]

here's an update for all of you who care (okay, this is for kurt) aboot the impending allmusic.com relaunch:

The new allmusic.com continues to take shape. Plans are underway for an early July launch.

In this edition of the AMG Insider we’d like to share some details about one of the most important additions to the new site — Advanced Search. One of the most requested features by our users has been expanded search capability. You’ve requested the ability to search by additional criteria such as AMG rating and birthplace, and you’ve asked to be able to search by several criteria at once. We’ve been listening, and our new Advanced Search feature will deliver your requests.

The following table lists the searches that will be available with Advanced Search. Across the top of the table are the Search Objectives — what you’re searching for. Under each Search Objective is a list of Search Criteria — what you’re searching by. Some examples of what you’ll be able to search for include:


Search for artists born on July 10th.

Search for Indie Rock albums with an AMG rating of 4 or 5.

Search for New Orleans Jazz albums released in 1950.

Search for songs written by Bernie Taupin and performed by Elton John.

Search for songs that reached number one on the Billboard Country Singles Chart in 1982.

Search for all of the biographies that mention Madonna.

Search for Classical Works composed in 1948.

[Doctor Rock]

Well... In case you're curious:

Liberals keep 'fragile' hold on power


So Canada didn't go all Bush lovin', Iraqi invading, gay bashin', Quebec hatin' and immigrant despisin'...  The conservatives didn't do as good as expected.  

Big sigh of relief!

[Moetown]

Austin is a pretty expensive city. It used to be cool, but now it's a little too cosmo. It's still a nice place to spend a weekend.

[regular tom]

speaking of sour milk and pussy, a friend of ours who had been teaching english in daegu, south korea, just came back to the states and she brought over her collection of korean porn trading cards today so i'm going to go eyeball those for a bit.

y'all be cool.

right on.

write on.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I've been unequivocally enjoying my limited sovereignty.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

...Sorry.  They're making me go now.

[regular tom]

where are you, mister brown?  the holodeck?

who are "they"?

[Tripp]

So, after seeing SUPERSIZE ME last week in Chapel Hill, I've decided to clean out my liver.

Anyone ever done this before? I'm finding many interesting suggestions on the web. Most seem to involve apple juice and olive oil.

[Doctor Rock]

Califone gear stolen!

[Moetown]

Ask the kind and well informed girl at Maggie's Farm how you should do it.

[regular tom]

i usually swallow a handful of pipe cleaners every couple of months and i find that pretty much cleans me oot.