If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.

[78 RPM]

'Nahh mean?

You people that missed Mary Lou Lord, Jeff Klein and me out on the road missed out.  A great time was had by all.  Now I'm sitting here in Austin pondering how the hell I ever ended up in Memphis when this place is only 10 hours away.

Not to say that Memphis isn't fun and everything, but the per-capita cool quotient down here seems rather overwhelming to me.

[brainfiber]

so bamah...i just discovered that our digital cable on demand service has all these free adult swim shows to watch...and what's included...HOME MOVIES!!!

Watched the first episode last night (or this morning?)

Wissey wig in my fig

newton with an apple on his head

games ....cold as ice

sis

said i ain't got no money
he said that ain't necessary

[Moetown]

You people that missed Mary Lou Lord, Jeff Klein and me out on the road missed out.  

Who are you?

[Moetown]

And who's to say that you, Mary, and Jeff haven't been the ones doing the missing out by not being here all this time? Hmm?

[Tripp]

Sounds like a typical Memphis gig.

[Tripp]

Ashley Judd gets on my nerves.

[matthew]

Is that that chick?

[matthew]

morning Tripp.  

[Tripp]

Morning Matt.

[matthew]

Life been busy? Been busy with life?

uh.

Have you been busy?

fuck.

forget it

[Moetown]

I still don't know the identity of this 78 RPM.

[matthew]

the flates (sp?) play with me like cat prey part 1:

Saturday:
When I went to the training for the election thang I was a little worried that I'd be sitting around with a bunch of old geezers. Well, apparetly the poll returning officer was told to select a youthful crew and there were surprisingly few fogies and many beautiful ladies between the ages of 18 and 25. Hey wow. I even hit it off with this ravishing redhead who it turns out lives a couple streets over from me. And she initiated the conversation (this is a big deal to me and how fucking depressing is that?)...I've almost mastered faking comfort in some social situations at this point.  
Unfortunately she got sent to another polling station and we parted ways (but I plan on hitting on her again - I know where she works and I had just got an application for that same place a week or so ago-fate?)...still, I looked at all the 'cute' girls and, since this was only one of several training sessions, there were many more.
So I asked god to make my Polling Clerk a hot young single gal.

Sunday
I pick up my ballot box and all my equipment and paperwork...included are envelopes with our transfer papers (issued so we we could vote at the poll we were working at)...and the name on the other one is "Lisa-Marie".        So far so good.

Monday
After arriving I'm a little worried 'cause old ladies are represented more than they were at the training (it turns out because this poll is located near several nursing homes and these people are locals). I wait and wait...no sign of my partner for almost an hour...she's late.

25 minutes before the poll opens an adorable olive-skinned nymph with a tight little body (generally not my type but she was capital C cute and it would do for the next 13hrs)...walks in and stands in the middle of the gym and waits to speak to the poll supervisor. I take the initiative and ask her if she's Lisa and she is.





 

[Doctor Rock]

Matt, what are the plans for today?  

[Doctor Rock]

Besides dreaming about Lisa, that is...

[Moetown]

I take the initiative and ask her if she's Lisa and she is.

I coulda sworn her name was Julie.