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« on: October 28, 2009, 10:02:29 AM »
yeah, whatever dude.
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« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2009, 10:15:48 AM »
I don't think that's gay. Gay-ish, but not indicative of homosexuality so much as just sad, creepy kink. Also bet you he is oversimplifying his wife's objections as (or she has been unable to articulate them beyond) "thinking he is gay."
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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2009, 10:21:13 AM »
I'm a believer that your porn enthusiasms are generally best kept private.

My brother and I were talking the other day about Google Chrome's "Incognito Window" (aka porn mode). "What if you wanted to save bookmarks, though?" he asked. Suddenly, I had this idea to get really rich off of a anonymized porn version of http://del.icio.us ... you could call it "boinkmarks."

Then it occurred to me how little interest I have in overseeing other people's porn surfing. And that some of the stuff people would save would be disturbing and/or illegal. And how I know very little about online porn anyway and some shit like that probably already exists.
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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2009, 10:21:46 AM »
no, honey, this is just a HUGE misunderstanding! i'm not gay- i'm just the creepiest perv ever!
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« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2009, 10:25:14 AM »
Quote from: Sabamah on October 28, 2009, 10:21:46 AM
no, honey, this is just a HUGE misunderstanding! i'm not gay- i'm just the creepiest perv ever!

exactly.
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« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2009, 10:45:52 AM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/91tVgbkIT40" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/91tVgbkIT40</a>
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« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2009, 10:47:07 AM »
Quote from: Zom-bebopbalogna on October 28, 2009, 10:25:14 AM
Quote from: Sabamah on October 28, 2009, 10:21:46 AM
no, honey, this is just a HUGE misunderstanding! i'm not gay- i'm just the creepiest perv ever!

exactly.

If he actually was gay, and was doing that to get laid, it would still be creepy but, I think, a bit less creepy. 
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« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2009, 10:52:27 AM »
I ever tell you the story of the time I bought gay porn?

My ex-wife had this dear friend who was coming out and in having a conversation with him about it, it came up that not only did he not have much experience with dudes yet, but he hadn't ever seen any gay (or even straight) porn, either. "So let me get this straight," I said, "You've never seen a single sex act you weren't personally involved in? That's just sad."

So, self-assured, non-threatened-by-gayness dude I am, I decided on the way to visit the ex-wife up in Nashville (they were doing internships at the Capitol), I would buy him some porn.

So I strode into the porn store off the highway, walked fearlessly into the gay section, congratulating myself for being so cool and awesome that I could buy a dude some gay porn on a lark. And within about five seconds, I immediately saw the first flaw in my brilliant plan: generally, a human being buys porn based off a desire to see the actors featured get it on. And being a straight dude in the gay porn section, there wasn't anyone featured on these VHS boxes I had the slightest interest in fucking. "Everybody's a little gay," I thought. "Surely, I can put myself in those shoes for a second..." Nope.

Finally, I decided to base my decision on production values. I may not know which dudes look gaytacular, but I can sure spot which movies were shot by professionals in a studio and which were done with a camcorder in a Super 8. It helped that Vivid, the one straight porn production company whose name I knew, also makes gay porn.

So I bought two movies that seemed expensively made. The only one I remember was (and keep in mind, this was just after the 2000 election/recount debacle) "Hanging Chad." The tagline was "His erection fucked their election!" and got back on the highway. Driving to Nashville, I suddenly realized the second flaw in my genius plan, which I addressed by handing the guy the movies in a paper bag and saying, flatly, "Not having seen porn by college is sad. These should help. please don't ever tell me what you thought of these. EVER."

And thus ended my short stint of self-congratulation on coolness towards the gay porn.
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« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2009, 10:59:56 AM »
The name of that story is "I Am Nowhere Near As Cool As I Like to Think I Am."
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« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2009, 11:01:41 AM »
I GOT A JOB OFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2009, 11:04:50 AM »
WOO HOO!

Nice salary? Good benefits?

Hell, is it decent?
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« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2009, 11:06:52 AM »
fuck yeah, kim!!!!!!!

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« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2009, 11:07:55 AM »
is it the Morgan Keegan thing?
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« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2009, 11:10:16 AM »
I used this offer to call the firm I want to be with and tell them that I have till Friday to decide on this offer. They want me to come in tomorrow afternoon!!

The job I have been offered will be fine. Salary is good, benefits are expensive but I can get my own insurance if need be. Not sure about other benefits......but they are going to pay me a living wage and I can do this for at least a year and if I hate it I can always look elsewhere. At this point I just need to work.
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« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2009, 11:10:52 AM »
Quote from: Tripp on October 28, 2009, 11:07:55 AM
is it the Morgan Keegan thing?

No, but I used it to call MK and they want me coming in tomorrow to discuss.
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