They're not suspicious, they're merely canadian!

[Bizarro]

I just typed "Your mom is a m_averick" but forgot that I'd set up the censor function to replace that word as follows: you fuck hedgehogs.

Ooo, I forgot I'd done that.  Sorry!  Do you want me to get rid of it? 

Was that you or me? Either way, still funny.

[Bizarro]

Good morning! Day 27 of unemployment status report........sitting around drinking coffee. The End. Ugh, I'm going to die of boredom any day now.

I do have an interview today though. So sick of going on interviews, but I do look super cute in my fancy business lady suit. OH.......I made a rhyme!

Ever get tempted to just intentionally botch one of the unpromising ones, for shits and giggles?

"So why did you leave your previous job?"
"Stealing... nice watch."

[Bizarro]

This is Simon's #1 most favorite thing in the world. Looking at him and singing this at any moment will produce giggles, even in the middle of tears:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/daKe1perdyM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/daKe1perdyM</a>

[Kimmy]

Good morning! Day 27 of unemployment status report........sitting around drinking coffee. The End. Ugh, I'm going to die of boredom any day now.

I do have an interview today though. So sick of going on interviews, but I do look super cute in my fancy business lady suit. OH.......I made a rhyme!

Ever get tempted to just intentionally botch one of the unpromising ones, for shits and giggles?

"So why did you leave your previous job?"
"Stealing... nice watch."

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

I think I botched that one where the lady was such an a-hole to me. I can't sabotage myself.........I need a jobby job too badly.

[Bizarro]

My worst interview ever was to be a salesman for a copier company in Memphis. I actually did fuck that one up, semi on purpose.

"We work six days a week, 12-14 hours a day, but we always find time to start the day with a prayer, thanking the Lord for our success."
"You think your success is because of the Lord, or because you work 72-84 hours a week?"

[Doctor Rock]

RRGH. Stupid anti-vaccination email forwards are all the rage among M______'s Romanian friends. It's driving us both nuts.

Actually, conspiracy theories in general are making big inroads with them--2012 bullshit, flouridation paranoia, Illuminati shit, etc. I'm resisting the urge to make broad generalizations about Romanian or Eastern European immigrants and trying to remind myself we're only talking about a few dozen people.

Romanians?  Gawd, if it was only them!  But stupidity has reached supernova.  And the media, instead of doing it's job and pointing out the stupid and wrong that is actually stupid and erroneous, goes along with this shit by giving loads of time and respectability to the idiots purveying shiny new stupid.  

[Sabamah]

My worst interview ever was to be a salesman for a copier company in Memphis. I actually did fuck that one up, semi on purpose.

"We work six days a week, 12-14 hours a day, but we always find time to start the day with a prayer, thanking the Lord for our success."
"You think your success is because of the Lord, or because you work 72-84 hours a week?"

NICE 

[bebopbalogna]

Good morning! Day 27 of unemployment status report........sitting around drinking coffee. The End. Ugh, I'm going to die of boredom any day now.

I do have an interview today though. So sick of going on interviews, but I do look super cute in my fancy business lady suit. OH.......I made a rhyme!

Ever get tempted to just intentionally botch one of the unpromising ones, for shits and giggles?

"So why did you leave your previous job?"
"Stealing... nice watch."

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

I think I botched that one where the lady was such an a-hole to me. I can't sabotage myself.........I need a jobby job too badly.

i think the "jobby jobs" are reciprocal.  you give one, you can usually count on the return favor.

[Kimmy]

My worst interview ever was to be a salesman for a copier company in Memphis. I actually did fuck that one up, semi on purpose.

"We work six days a week, 12-14 hours a day, but we always find time to start the day with a prayer, thanking the Lord for our success."
"You think your success is because of the Lord, or because you work 72-84 hours a week?"

Hilarious!!!!!!!

[Doctor Rock]

I just typed "Your mom is a m_averick" but forgot that I'd set up the censor function to replace that word as follows: you fuck hedgehogs.

Ooo, I forgot I'd done that.  Sorry!  Do you want me to get rid of it? 

Was that you or me? Either way, still funny.

I did it.  And then I immediately tricked Tripp into using the M word.  

I guffawed.  

[Kimmy]

Good morning! Day 27 of unemployment status report........sitting around drinking coffee. The End. Ugh, I'm going to die of boredom any day now.

I do have an interview today though. So sick of going on interviews, but I do look super cute in my fancy business lady suit. OH.......I made a rhyme!

Ever get tempted to just intentionally botch one of the unpromising ones, for shits and giggles?

"So why did you leave your previous job?"
"Stealing... nice watch."

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

I think I botched that one where the lady was such an a-hole to me. I can't sabotage myself.........I need a jobby job too badly.

i think the "jobby jobs" are reciprocal.  you give one, you can usually count on the return favor.

good one.......

[Doctor Rock]

Here it is:

http://www.crappity.org/index.php/topic,2177.120.html

[captqitn]

RRGH. Stupid anti-vaccination email forwards are all the rage among M______'s Romanian friends. It's driving us both nuts.

Actually, conspiracy theories in general are making big inroads with them--2012 bullshit, flouridation paranoia, Illuminati shit, etc. I'm resisting the urge to make broad generalizations about Romanian or Eastern European immigrants and trying to remind myself we're only talking about a few dozen people.

Romanians?  Gawd, if it was only them!  But stupidity has reached supernova.  And the media, instead of doing it's job and pointing out the stupid and wrong that is actually stupid and erroneous, goes along with this shit by giving loads of time and respectability to the idiots purveying shiny new stupid.  

ugh.. my babymama texted me last week.  "i'm really on the fence about this vaccination for the boys.  what do you think?"

I was good and counted to ten before I wrote back.

[Kimmy]

Here it is:

http://www.crappity.org/index.php/topic,2177.120.html

hahahahaha!! You so smart!

[Doctor Rock]

This is Simon's #1 most favorite thing in the world. Looking at him and singing this at any moment will produce giggles, even in the middle of tears:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/daKe1perdyM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/daKe1perdyM</a>

Mamam requin tutu tududu
Bébé requin tutu tudu
Une fille qui nage  tutu tududu
Un bras qui flote tutu tudu