Fully Functioning the Fuck Out of Thursday

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Put him on the cross if he likes it so much.

[captqitn]

I just think its adorable how confounded he is by the argument that non-christians don't accept the cross as representing them.    He seriously can't wrap his head around it.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

If he was capable of wrapping his head around foreign concepts, he wouldn't be a conservative.

[captqitn]

Forgive the impoliteness of this story, but I'm really curious now...

So this morning I'm lying in bed, having forgotten that in the middle of the night one of my kitties crawled under the blankets and I unintentionally dutch ovened her.

I quickly realized, lifted up the blankets and started apologizing like crazy and petting her.   And she just gave me this "whats the problem, bro?" unbothered look.

So, the question is, are humans the only animals that are bothered by gas?    Has anyone ever farted near a dog or cat and gotten a "whoooah!!  unkiller dude!" look and had them run away?

I can't remember that ever happening to me.

[Tripp]

I have had a cat detect fart fumes from my butt before.. he winced but that was about it.

[Doctor Rock]

Forgive the impoliteness of this story, but I'm really curious now...

So this morning I'm lying in bed, having forgotten that in the middle of the night one of my kitties crawled under the blankets and I unintentionally dutch ovened her.

I quickly realized, lifted up the blankets and started apologizing like crazy and petting her.   And she just gave me this "whats the problem, bro?" unbothered look.

So, the question is, are humans the only animals that are bothered by gas?    Has anyone ever farted near a dog or cat and gotten a "whoooah!!  unkiller dude!" look and had them run away?

I can't remember that ever happening to me.

Considering the number of times I cleaned up their shit, pee and vomit through the years, I don't consider farting in their general direction much of a problem. 

Those kinds of things, like stepping on their tails, or petting them when they don't want to, goes under what I call "earning their keep".   You want food and shelter, you lazy fat cat?  Then put up with my shit. 

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Forgive the impoliteness of this story, but I'm really curious now...

So this morning I'm lying in bed, having forgotten that in the middle of the night one of my kitties crawled under the blankets and I unintentionally dutch ovened her.

I quickly realized, lifted up the blankets and started apologizing like crazy and petting her.   And she just gave me this "whats the problem, bro?" unbothered look.

So, the question is, are humans the only animals that are bothered by gas?    Has anyone ever farted near a dog or cat and gotten a "whoooah!!  unkiller dude!" look and had them run away?

I can't remember that ever happening to me.

I'm starting to agree with Dan now.  Obama must do something about this methane.

[captqitn]

Yeah, I guess my question was is it even "earning their keep"?   Does it even bother them?

Tripp's story answers it.

(planning on giving her a little tuna juice with her food tonight)

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Then put up with my shit. 

...or at least the odors thereof.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Animals obviously communicate through smells (among other things).  They're always checking out and sniffing asses.  It's probably their way of asking "What did you have for dinner last night?"

[captqitn]

Animals obviously communicate through smells (among other things).  They're always checking out and sniffing asses.  It's probably their way of asking "What did you have for dinner last night?"

The unfortunate answer:  Pastrami and german mustard.

[bebopbalogna]

Forgive the impoliteness of this story, but I'm really curious now...

So this morning I'm lying in bed, having forgotten that in the middle of the night one of my kitties crawled under the blankets and I unintentionally dutch ovened her.

I quickly realized, lifted up the blankets and started apologizing like crazy and petting her.   And she just gave me this "whats the problem, bro?" unbothered look.

So, the question is, are humans the only animals that are bothered by gas?    Has anyone ever farted near a dog or cat and gotten a "whoooah!!  unkiller dude!" look and had them run away?

I can't remember that ever happening to me.

if anything, my cats will start searching out the source of the stink.  sniffing around and such.  seem more intrigued than bothered.   curiosity and all that.    in related (old) news,  shane (of acorns, he just kicks good, and purple words fame- y'all will meet him in exactly one month at crappitystock) was once in a band called the dutch ovens.  they were like tenacious d before there was a tenacious d.  2 dudes playing metal riffs on acoustic guitars. and they were funny.

[Tripp]

Shane, who sang She Blows Blasts of Static, right?

[bebopbalogna]

Those kinds of things, like stepping on their tails, or petting them when they don't want to

    petting them where they don't want to?  you mean, like where their bathing suit covers?  that's fucked up, dan.  as far as petting goes, i'm doing it for their benefit, not mine.  if they don't like the way i'm petting them, or they don't feel like being pet at all, fine with me.  walk away then. see if i care.

[captqitn]

WHEN.. not WHERE