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Topic: Phallusy (Read 1247 times)
Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles
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Phallusy
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August 13, 2009, 03:44:20 AM »
Good morning.
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Jeff
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Re: Phallusy
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August 13, 2009, 04:24:21 AM »
From Urban Dictionary:
1. phallusy - the stories men make up about their love life
When Don bragged about his hot date with Becky, it was a phallusy.
2. phallusy - to lie about the size of one's penis
"Andy said he was 9 inches hard. That is SUCH a phallusy."
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JET
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Re: Phallusy
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August 13, 2009, 05:00:35 AM »
This came to me in a really rad dream I had this morning. I am sharing it with the Crappiters, because I rarely come here and I really want to make a good impression. I think that you all will be very impressed.
This is to the tune of Sgt. Pepper's:
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years
Sgt. Pecker's Giant Cocks Club Band
I CAN BARELY TYPE THAT OUT BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD ABOUT HOW FUNNY IT IS!
That was all I had in the dream, but I am fairly certain I can come up with more.
Maybe?:
It was 20 years ago today
Sgt. Pecker discovered he was gay
Something like that? HILARITY!
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Mister Chaddy
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Re: Phallusy
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August 13, 2009, 05:25:34 AM »
You're a genius.
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Jeff
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Re: Phallusy
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August 13, 2009, 05:32:27 AM »
(quietly humming an entire Sgt Peckers record to himself... the thing writes itself!)
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Re: Phallusy
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August 13, 2009, 05:39:01 AM »
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Tripp
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Re: Phallusy
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August 13, 2009, 06:10:49 AM »
the Flyer's story about The Antenna Reunion
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Sabamah
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Re: Phallusy
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August 13, 2009, 06:34:39 AM »
Quote from: JET on August 13, 2009, 05:00:35 AM
This came to me in a really rad dream I had this morning. I am sharing it with the Crappiters, because I rarely come here and I really want to make a good impression. I think that you all will be very impressed.
This is to the tune of Sgt. Pepper's:
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years
Sgt. Pecker's Giant Cocks Club Band
I CAN BARELY TYPE THAT OUT BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD ABOUT HOW FUNNY IT IS!
That was all I had in the dream, but I am fairly certain I can come up with more.
Maybe?:
It was 20 years ago today
Sgt. Pecker discovered he was gay
Something like that? HILARITY!
i love JET.
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Doctor Rock
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Re: Phallusy
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August 13, 2009, 06:52:53 AM »
Quote from: Jacques Oz on August 13, 2009, 05:39:01 AM
That pretty much summarises how I feel must of the time I'm doing "adult" things.
Except that I don't think about Batman.
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Last Edit: August 13, 2009, 08:04:06 AM by The Joke Murderer
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Re: Phallusy
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August 13, 2009, 06:53:42 AM »
Quote from: JET on August 13, 2009, 05:00:35 AM
This came to me in a really rad dream I had this morning. I am sharing it with the Crappiters, because I rarely come here and I really want to make a good impression. I think that you all will be very impressed.
This is to the tune of Sgt. Pepper's:
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years
Sgt. Pecker's Giant Cocks Club Band
I CAN BARELY TYPE THAT OUT BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD ABOUT HOW FUNNY IT IS!
That was all I had in the dream, but I am fairly certain I can come up with more.
Maybe?:
It was 20 years ago today
Sgt. Pecker discovered he was gay
Something like that? HILARITY!
Uhhhhhh...
i got cum in my hair.
Logged
«Etre bête, égoïste et avoir une bonne santé, voilà les trois conditions voulues pour être heureux. Mais si la première vous manque, tout est perdu.»
Just Some Girl
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Re: Phallusy
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August 13, 2009, 06:54:44 AM »
Quote from: JET on August 13, 2009, 05:00:35 AM
This came to me in a really rad dream I had this morning. I am sharing it with the Crappiters, because I rarely come here and I really want to make a good impression. I think that you all will be very impressed.
This is to the tune of Sgt. Pepper's:
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years
Sgt. Pecker's Giant Cocks Club Band
I CAN BARELY TYPE THAT OUT BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD ABOUT HOW FUNNY IT IS!
That was all I had in the dream, but I am fairly certain I can come up with more.
Maybe?:
It was 20 years ago today
Sgt. Pecker discovered he was gay
Something like that? HILARITY!
Sweet!
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"Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life." (Dorothy Parker)
Just Some Girl
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Re: Phallusy
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August 13, 2009, 06:55:09 AM »
Quote from: The Joke Murderer on August 13, 2009, 06:53:42 AM
Quote from: JET on August 13, 2009, 05:00:35 AM
This came to me in a really rad dream I had this morning. I am sharing it with the Crappiters, because I rarely come here and I really want to make a good impression. I think that you all will be very impressed.
This is to the tune of Sgt. Pepper's:
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years
Sgt. Pecker's Giant Cocks Club Band
I CAN BARELY TYPE THAT OUT BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD ABOUT HOW FUNNY IT IS!
That was all I had in the dream, but I am fairly certain I can come up with more.
Maybe?:
It was 20 years ago today
Sgt. Pecker discovered he was gay
Something like that? HILARITY!
Uhhhhhh...
i got cum in my hair.
It's funny because it's true.
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"Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life." (Dorothy Parker)
Tripp
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Re: Phallusy
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August 13, 2009, 06:58:06 AM »
how about Sgt. Pecker's BONY Cocks Club Band..
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Tripp
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Re: Phallusy
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August 13, 2009, 06:58:30 AM »
I get hard with a little help from my friends.
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Tripp
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Re: Phallusy
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August 13, 2009, 06:59:03 AM »
Octopussy's garden..?
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