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« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2009, 10:02:32 AM »
Quote from: capt qitn on August 12, 2009, 09:36:10 AM
I live for pretty dresses and snappy repartee.

That's curious: I live for loin cloths and caveman grunts! 

Why do I hang out with you people?
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« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2009, 10:08:31 AM »
Quote from: Professor Pickles on August 12, 2009, 09:57:27 AM
Yeah, everyone dressed so stylishly and drank cocktails all day long.

That's what you get if you take history lessons from TV. 
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« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2009, 10:09:57 AM »
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« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2009, 10:14:45 AM »
That's why we didn't find Saddam's WMDs.  We're not even in Iraq.
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« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2009, 10:21:41 AM »
Microsoft banned from selling Word in US

Not that it will stand for long.
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« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2009, 10:26:50 AM »
Quote from: Professor Pickles on August 12, 2009, 10:14:45 AM
That's why we didn't find Saddam's WMDs.  We're not even in Iraq.

And that's what you get if your learn geography from TV.  If they were looking for WMDs in Syria by mistake, they probably would found something.  If they had mistakenly looked for them in Israel, they would have certainly found something. 
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« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2009, 10:30:57 AM »
For Karen, though I imagine many of you will like this:
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« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2009, 10:38:56 AM »
my Antenna Reunion poster.

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« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2009, 10:40:01 AM »
I went to see Sunn O))) last night. I put earplugs in for the first time in a very long time. This morning I still hear a ringing.

Damn you, metal!
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« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2009, 10:41:04 AM »
Man, Pezz just keeps trucking along. How old are those guys now? How long have they been together? Seems like they were teens when they started, and they must have been together 15+ years by now. Half your life in one band. Wow.
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« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2009, 10:42:02 AM »
The first time I saw Sunn 0))), I thought it was a gag. I just kept waiting for them to finish their intro and play a song.
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« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2009, 10:53:46 AM »
Quote from: Tripp on August 12, 2009, 10:38:56 AM
my Antenna Reunion poster.

Some of the band names on that are hilarious: I like Whatever Dude, Calculated Dog and Paradoxical Babel. 
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« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2009, 10:56:27 AM »
LaTourette's Syndrome.
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« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2009, 11:09:57 AM »
Fluorescent Butt Jam
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« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2009, 11:30:22 AM »
How come people don't wear their birthday suits to birthday parties?
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