Electronic Nipple Transmissions

[Bizarro]

OK... don't pass this link around yet. I need another day or so to get graphics set up.

But here it is:
Lou Dobbs Is a Woman is up.

I'm particularly proud of the FAQ. That's pretty much the style I want to go for--almost serious, but with more obviously satirical stuff buried in the further you read. That way, it can be funny but still sucker in the people who skim it.

I need more "evidence" articles for the main page. I'm especially hoping to do some articles hopelessly misinterpreting photos or video clips of him in a way that ends with me implying he's a woman. I'll get to those, though.

Before I go live and start passing this around, I'm going to need a banner to replace that splotchy thing. Something with his face? I'm also going to need to make a button for the petition for where it appears in that sidebar.

What do you think? Funny? Errors? Stuff you wanna add?

[Doctor Rock]

Good job, Jeff!  Looks mighty good.  I'm almost convinced that Lou Dobbs is a woman! 

Are you going to put up a reader's comments section?  I think that could be highly amusing. 

In the FAQ section:

"Another Civil War soldier was exposed as a man when she delivered a baby. Tammany Hall politician “Murray Hall” was found, upon his death from breast cancer to have been born on this Earth as Mary Anderson, though neither of “his” wife had so much as suspected."

[Doctor Rock]

In FAQs:

"To this point, we have not been able to get post lobby security at CNN headquarters in Atlanta."

Also:

"Also, with as many as one in 1500 births being intersex, the possibility of one television personality among the thousands on the air having been born a hermaphrodite seems quite possible, statistically."

For some reason, that link isn't embedding properly.   

[Bizarro]

Those are fixed now.

As I said, I'm going to want to at least get the graphics together before I start passing it around. And I'd really like to have a few more articles. I may expand some of the FAQ points into evidence articles.

[Doctor Rock]

I'll see if I find the time to write something (or to propose something appropriate) tonight. 

I'm going to keep pushing for a reader's comments section: I'm sure a number of crappiteers would posts a quick contribution to that. 

[Bizarro]

Coments are a default feature, but I deleted them. I was wanting to make sure that people didn't post on there that they knew it was a gag. I guess I could oput them back on and set it where I have to approve all comments...

[Tripp]

Mary Lou Dobbs

[Doctor Rock]

Coments are a default feature, but I deleted them. I was wanting to make sure that people didn't post on there that they knew it was a gag. I guess I could oput them back on and set it where I have to approve all comments...

Excellent idea! 

[Doctor Rock]

Mary Lou Dobbs

Marry Lou Dobbs?

[Bizarro]

Mary Lou Dobbs

M_____ says I should present the "alternate theories" of "Mary Lou Dobbs," "Lou Ellen Dobbs," and "Louisa Dobbs."

[captqitn]

yay!!! thats awesomeness.

[Bizarro]

Thanks, I'm having a lot of fun with it.

This one was fun to do:

Q: Are you trying to tear Lou Dobbs down because you’re homophobic or misogynist?

A: Absolutely not. Lady newscasters have a valuable place in our society reporting on human interest stories and forecasting the weather. Similarly, the issue of Dobbs’ sexuality is a personal one that should be decided for him by the members of his church.

[Doctor Rock]

Thanks, I'm having a lot of fun with it.

This one was fun to do:

Q: Are you trying to tear Lou Dobbs down because you’re homophobic or misogynist?

A: Absolutely not. Lady newscasters have a valuable place in our society reporting on human interest stories and forecasting the weather. Similarly, the issue of Dobbs’ sexuality is a personal one that should be decided for him by the members of his church.

Yeah, that was funny.  Love the irony. 

[Just Some Girl]

It's not his sexuality, though, it's his gender.

Fun stuff, though. Yay!

[Just Some Girl]

$6.83 (or whatever) well spent.