Double Creme Betweens

[Moetown]

hi guys nice to be on a nice msg board...i hate indianoplace.  i just got cussed out and reemed on a local msg board just cuz im going to several events and local band called me fat, glad to not see me and they have problems with me as a promoter...cuz i wont be at their set.

god i hate this town

but the sun is shining and it's friday

Don't promote them anymore, and tell as many people as you can what dicks those guys are. Fucking penis heads.

[matthew]

Coming Soon: The 10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos^*!


This is an extended infomercial about a douchebag musicfest held in rural Illinois.
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The second half is gold. Hayrides. For people in evil clown makeup. Ferris wheels! The comedy stylings of JJ Walker! And for some reason, the "comedy" of Rowdy Roddy Piper. Midget wrestling! Wet t-shirt contest! Inflatable games!

Someone sure backed up the WTF truck for this one.

^*Juggalos=fans of Insane Clown Posse. No really... that's a thing.

Really cool people...like me??

[Just Some Girl]

Just so ya'll know, I was just venting. My wife is a very sweet very wonderful person...most of the time.

Totally understood. Being married to someone comes complete with the right to vent about them even as your friends who listen to you vent have to understand you mean no real ill. That's just basic.

I should stop dating a fellow crappiteer. I'm never gonna get to vent, nor is he, and he's never gonna get to drool when all y'all talk about and/or post pix of hott chicks (like the Mary Louise Parker ass shot from a while back) cause he know I'll get sucky and insecure. No fair.

I'll probably just leave the board one day. He was here first...  sigh.



(I'll probably ultimately just vent anyway. He's a way stronger person than I am. He can take it. )

[Doctor Rock]

Just so ya'll know, I was just venting. My wife is a very sweet very wonderful person...most of the time.

Totally understood. Being married to someone comes complete with the right to vent about them even as your friends who listen to you vent have to understand you mean no real ill. That's just basic.

I should stop dating a fellow crappiteer. I'm never gonna get to vent, nor is he, and he's never gonna get to drool when all y'all talk about and/or post pix of hott chicks (like the Mary Louise Parker ass shot from a while back) cause he know I'll get sucky and insecure. No fair.

I'll probably just leave the board one day. He was here first...  sigh.



(I'll probably ultimately just vent anyway. He's a way stronger person than I am. He can take it. )

Na-ah.  If it comes to that, it will be Pogo that leaves the board.  I'm sorry Ryan, but Karen's cuter than you are.  And she posts more too.  

[Bizarro]

(in his best crappity dad voice)

No one's leaving the board.

[Bizarro]

These people live in my country. And this is a town hall meeting where the topic of the President's US citizenship is questioned.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/9V1nmn2zRMc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/9V1nmn2zRMc</a>

[Just Some Girl]

Just so ya'll know, I was just venting. My wife is a very sweet very wonderful person...most of the time.

Totally understood. Being married to someone comes complete with the right to vent about them even as your friends who listen to you vent have to understand you mean no real ill. That's just basic.

I should stop dating a fellow crappiteer. I'm never gonna get to vent, nor is he, and he's never gonna get to drool when all y'all talk about and/or post pix of hott chicks (like the Mary Louise Parker ass shot from a while back) cause he know I'll get sucky and insecure. No fair.

I'll probably just leave the board one day. He was here first...  sigh.



(I'll probably ultimately just vent anyway. He's a way stronger person than I am. He can take it. )

Na-ah.  If it comes to that, it will be Pogo that leaves the board.  I'm sorry Ryan, but Karen's cuter than you are.  And she posts more too.  

All y'all Facebookers probably talk to the BF more than I do. Which still isn't enough to get me to sign on to that fuckfest...

[Just Some Girl]

(in his best crappity dad voice)

No one's leaving the board.

LOL!

Don't worry, I ain't going anywhere. Lucky you(se).

[Doctor Rock]

These people live in my country. And this is a town hall meeting where the topic of the President's US citizenship is questioned.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/9V1nmn2zRMc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/9V1nmn2zRMc</a>

It's pathetic.  Instead of going after the guy for something real, these clowns keep bitching about an irrelevant lie.   

[Tripp]

let 'em keep spinning their wheels.

[Doctor Rock]

let 'em keep spinning their wheels.

Yeah, but see, I think a democracy works best if there's an effective opposition constructively criticising the government.  But all the opposition we get from repugnicans these days is deluded asshole far-right bullshit... In the meantime, most people on the left seem to have become faithful presidential lapdogs. 

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I want to cream in their faces.

[Just Some Girl]

OMG, I'm fucking freaked out right now (in the panicking way)...

There's a fucking dead and bleeding squirrel in the middle of the walkway up to my house and the dead animal removal people tell me I have to put it in a plastic bag and leave it on the curb before they can pick it up ("We don't enter private property"), which is so beyond gross I can't stand it.

I'm actually slightly hysterical and don't know what to do. Other than complain and freak out here.

I mean, it's just a squirrel right? I can wear gloves and not actually touch the thing.

OMG.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

This is just like Clinton again.  He's under assault for everything BUT how he's doing his job.

[Just Some Girl]

Funny thing is, I ran into my roommate one street (and a 2-minute walk) from our house. I just called him and he hadn't seen it. The crying on the phone = male roommate taking care of dead animal.