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« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2009, 09:06:52 AM »
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« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2009, 09:08:50 AM »
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« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2009, 09:09:22 AM »
why don't christians just eat their own shit..?
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« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2009, 09:11:07 AM »
Quote from: Jacques Oz on July 20, 2009, 09:04:57 AM
RIAA gives up on DRM.

Why, that's very nice of them!  

"No, no, DRM wasn't really a total and complete failure that everyone hated and no one implemented, we just generously decided to get rid of it, you know, how of kindness and, er... Generosity."
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« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2009, 09:30:47 AM »
That's Fred Phelps' bunch of loonies, right? 

You know what Sacha Baron Cohen should do next time?  He should impersonate a loonie of the Fred Phelps variety.  And then he should visit a Jewish orthodox community, or hang around gay bars.  Or preach in a fundamentalist christian church, say a bunch of hateful bullshit, and bask in their acceptance.  Think of the possibilities! 
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« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2009, 09:41:32 AM »
i like that idea..
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« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2009, 10:21:39 AM »
'Flesh-eating robot' is actually a vegetarian, say inventors
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« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2009, 10:31:50 AM »
if it ate other robots I guess it would be considered carnivorous..
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« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2009, 10:38:07 AM »
Quote from: Tripp on July 20, 2009, 10:31:50 AM
if it ate other robots I guess it would be considered carnivorous..

Maybe a cannibal?
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« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2009, 10:40:35 AM »
So I get back to work today after a week off. I show up at 8am (normal time) - the boss isn't in. No note, nothing. So I set up my computer, start going through my email. Last night at midnight, he sends me this note:

"Jesse,

Please don' come in until 9:30.  Can you please stop by A&I at 9:00 am and pick up the G___ K____ Scans.
Need them for S___.  They're under my name."

Shit. I could've slept in.
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« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2009, 10:53:53 AM »
a while back a co-worker of mine had the unenviable task of picking up another co-worker every morning.. one morning there was a note from him on the door of his apartment.. it read " hey man, I'm in Arkansas, don't worry about picking me up today."

The next day my co-worker went back to his place again to pick him up and there was another note on the door that read  "hey man.. I'm still in Arkansas...."
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« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2009, 11:26:57 AM »
That's funny.
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« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2009, 11:49:50 AM »
Whats the name of that law again?    I couldn't tell if that song was satire or genuine.


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« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2009, 11:58:15 AM »
Phelps and his people really are assholes, aren't they?

Couldn't make it more than a minute into the video. Does it get good?
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« Reply #29 on: July 20, 2009, 12:05:11 PM »
ehhhhh.. no.
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