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« Reply #90 on: July 18, 2009, 02:53:53 PM »
No kidding. We were supposed to hang out with a couple we're friends with this weekend, but when the girl got home from her business trip, dude was drunk/hung over on the couch and their apartment was wrecked. They're um, not coming now.
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« Reply #91 on: July 18, 2009, 02:57:52 PM »
Quote from: Moetown on July 18, 2009, 02:39:50 PM
Master of the obvious.  Roll Eyes

Hey, I just thought that deserved to be said!
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« Reply #92 on: July 18, 2009, 02:59:10 PM »
Quote from: Jacques Oz on July 18, 2009, 02:53:53 PM
No kidding. We were supposed to hang out with a couple we're friends with this weekend, but when the girl got home from her business trip, dude was drunk/hung over on the couch and their apartment was wrecked. They're um, not coming now.

I think dude is going to spend a few more nights in the couch. 
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« Reply #93 on: July 18, 2009, 03:01:33 PM »
Quote from: Moetown on July 18, 2009, 02:41:43 PM
Hooray for Tripp! Be sure the house is clean. Chicks really dig it when they come home to a clean house.

waaay ahead of you,
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« Reply #94 on: July 18, 2009, 03:03:07 PM »
I got up ay 8 this morning and have been getting the house ready throughout the day.. I also rode my bike,  did some yardwork, jumped S___'s car off, laundry, grocery store, shrimp..
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« Reply #95 on: July 18, 2009, 03:03:23 PM »
I'm old and white.
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« Reply #96 on: July 18, 2009, 03:24:30 PM »
Cleanliness is next to godliness. 
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« Reply #97 on: July 18, 2009, 03:48:04 PM »
what does god have to clean.?
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« Reply #98 on: July 18, 2009, 03:48:18 PM »
he probably has a roomba.,
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« Reply #99 on: July 18, 2009, 04:41:28 PM »
Quote from: Tripp on July 18, 2009, 03:48:04 PM
what does god have to clean.?

He could wipe my ass. 

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« Reply #100 on: July 18, 2009, 04:51:30 PM »
Loved the CT one. But...

Quote from: Jacques Oz on July 18, 2009, 12:37:20 PM
Behold: The Grapist!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fqq051BU2MY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/Fqq051BU2MY</a>

er... this is stolen from one of my favourite Onion articles of all time. I have linked it here a couple of times, and I actually brought it up recently while walking to the Jay Reatard show.... McDonald's Drops 'Hammurderer' Character From Advertising:

This is not the first time a McDonald's character has stirred controversy for its violent nature. In 1982, the company introduced "Shakes McJunkie," an emaciated addict who robbed characters of their possessions, which he then sold to buy McDonald's shakes. He was later reworked as "The Machead," a homeless, wild-eyed Big Mac addict who turned to panhandling and gay prostitution as a means of supporting his severe burger habit.

The Hammurderer is quickly becoming regarded as the worst-received advertising mascot since Kool-Aid's 1989 discontinuation of "The Grapist," a huge purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children. - Onion, March 6, 2002 | Issue 38•08

I mean, they expanded on it... and perhaps even forgot of the source of their idea but...

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« Reply #101 on: July 18, 2009, 06:49:53 PM »
I actually like a bunch of his songs.


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