Girl butt!

[Doctor Rock]

Good moaning!

[Doctor Rock]

I'm being bipartisan here.

[Doctor Rock]

This would suck in all kinda ways:


Washington, Jul 9 : American actress and former Playboy model Shauna Sand has been revealed to have cheated on her ex-husband and soap opera star, Lorenzo Lamas, with his then-18-year-old son, A.J. Lamas.

It's as if Woody Allen was a former playboy model! 

[Jeff]

Almost a third of ordinary Americans say human beings have existed in their current form since the beginning of time, a view held by only 2 percent of the scientists. Only about half of the public agrees that people are behind climate change, and 11 percent does not believe there is any warming at all.

According to the survey, about a third of Americans think there is lively scientific debate on both topics; in fact, there is no credible scientific challenge to the theory of evolution and there is little doubt that human activity is altering the chemistry of the atmosphere in ways that threaten global climate.


http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/10/science/10survey.html?_r=1

[Jeff]

Hemingway was a KGB spy. The good news is, he gave them nothing useful of any kind, implying that he was either a) just faking it out of curiosity or for research or b) really bad at it.

[Doctor Rock]

Don't worry, that kind of stupidity and ignorance isn't restricted to USians. 

In an related subject:

Almost half Australians can't read, write: survey

* Nearly 15 per cent of Canadians can't understand the writing on simple medicine labels such as on an Aspirin bottle, a failing that could seriously limit the ability of a parent, for example, to determine the dangers for a child.
* An additional 27 per cent can't figure out simple information like the warnings on a hazardous materials sheet, the kinds of warning that set out workplace dangers such as risks to the eyes and skin.

[Jeff]

Dan, to be fair, the headline leaves off the word "properly." As in "Nearly half of all Australians can't read or write properly." Big diff.

The part that really depresses me about that statistic is worrying how much of that might be caused by the woeful services offered to Aborigines.

[Sabamah]

 

oh dear god. i have really made better life decisions than i did last night. let's just say that at 2 o'clock this morning, i was in a rooftop pool in my bra and a pair of speedos (?!?!) drinking "summer beer", which is really just code for "fuck you the fuck up juice". it's a really good plan on a school night. i want to die right now.

 

[Jeff]

Ugh. Hangover. We'll try and keep the noise level down, Bam.

[Sabamah]

thank you, jeff. i even went to mcdonalds this morning. you know it's bad when you're about willing to punch someone in the face for some hashbrowns.

[Doctor Rock]

For some McDonalds' hashbrowns! 

[Tripp]

where was this rooftop pool Bammo?

[Doctor Rock]

Dan, to be fair, the headline leaves off the word "properly." As in "Nearly half of all Australians can't read or write properly." Big diff.

The part that really depresses me about that statistic is worrying how much of that might be caused by the woeful services offered to Aborigines.

Yeah, the link to the Canadian stuff was a bit more clear on that.  Still, it boggles the mind.  Well, it boggles my mind... If 42% of Canadians can't understand simple instructions, I don't see how they can even start figuring out how the real world works.  No wonder so many they take refuge in bullshit.  

[Moetown]

Sorry about the hangover, bama. A little disco nap after work and you'll be ready for some Friday night mayhem.

[Moetown]

where was this rooftop pool Bammo?

Yeah, who has a rooftop pool in Memphis?