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« on: July 2, 2009, 08:52:53 AM » |
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So this douchebag...  ...had a loud party. When someone called the cops to complain, he figured it was the old couple downstairs.  So the next morning, the douchebag took a knife and broke into their home. The thing he didn't realize was, this old man was once this young man...  ...and is still in good shape. Those were his boxing trophies he was pictured with above. And so, the old man pinned him against a wall, nailed him with a hard right hook in the eye, shook the knife out of his hand, wrestled him to the floor, popped him in the jaw with another right hook for measure, and then kept him pinned to the ground until the police came.  "Photographs of the defendant showed what looked like a car accident and photos of the scene looked more like a murder scene." I  this story. |
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« Reply #1 on: July 2, 2009, 08:56:02 AM » |
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I like that.
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« Reply #2 on: July 2, 2009, 09:02:48 AM » |
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That old guy was 72 years old.
If I were that kid, I'd move to the other end of the country. He's never ever ever going to live that down.
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« Reply #3 on: July 2, 2009, 09:11:24 AM » |
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That Gov. Sanford's wife must be one of those women who love too much.
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« Reply #4 on: July 2, 2009, 09:15:39 AM » |
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Seriously. After all that crap he spewed to AP two days ago, how does any self-respecting person not just walk away.
"you're going to TRY to fall in love with me?!"!"
pass.
I'll get a cat and jackrabbit until something better comes along.
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« Reply #5 on: July 2, 2009, 09:24:18 AM » |
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I mean, if I were her. If it was me I'd get a Fleshlight and several kegs of vodka.
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« Reply #6 on: July 2, 2009, 09:24:30 AM » |
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That old guy was 72 years old.
If I were that kid, I'd move to the other end of the country. He's never ever ever going to live that down.
that is a GREAT story, jeff! the pictures truly make that. and a HELLS YEAH to the capn's sentiment. good lord, has she never heard of margaritas with the girls, followed by a dance party with "i will survive" on repeat? sheesh. |
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« Reply #7 on: July 2, 2009, 09:27:48 AM » |
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ugh.. last night Dragoon returned.. Good times. Our friend Ken from Portland (he, of Voodoo Donuts fame) showed up with some hashish.. And then it was like 2 hours of ken telling us all the crazy shit he's doing in Portland and we're just standing there dumbstruck, thinking "memphis is a backwater.."
good times though..
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« Reply #8 on: July 2, 2009, 09:29:00 AM » |
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seriously, if you ever needed to feel like you were a lazy do-nothing slob just hang out with Ken for about 15 minutes.
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I don't use the word don't.
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« Reply #9 on: July 2, 2009, 09:36:21 AM » |
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Yeah, I feel that way around most people.
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« Reply #10 on: July 2, 2009, 09:37:14 AM » |
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Or when I'm by myself being a lazy do-nothing slob.
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« Reply #11 on: July 2, 2009, 09:37:52 AM » |
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Like right now fer instance.
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« Reply #12 on: July 2, 2009, 09:39:44 AM » |
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Iran's version of The Daily Show must be funny as hell these days.
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« Reply #13 on: July 2, 2009, 09:46:48 AM » |
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hooooooooo lawdy am I tired. We had insane thunderstorm at 4am. The dudes came scrambling into my bed. Took me an hour to get them back to sleep. Thank god I remembered all the words to My Favorite Things.
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« Reply #14 on: July 2, 2009, 09:56:24 AM » |
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hooooooooo lawdy am I tired. We had insane thunderstorm at 4am. The dudes came scrambling into my bed. Took me an hour to get them back to sleep. Thank god I remembered all the words to My Favorite Things.
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