Sasha Baron Cohen Embarrasses Some Assholes, Part II

[Doctor Rock]

And capn, it really should have been you and not Mike Patton who got to use the album title, Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By. Or maybe yours could be Music to Make Lunch/Love to Your Old Lady By.

Come on, it's the Cap!  He'll call it "Music to fuck to".  Or "Fucking to Make Music to Fuck To".

[Doctor Rock]

I had a dream last night that I was on the stage for crappityspook...playing guitar.

Tripp was teaching me the song real quick (titled "Guided by Voices"? ?), then he left.  I was trying to work it out, but struggled.  Suddenly it's showtime and I was completely clueless.  I just started wanking around because I didn't know what to do.  It was awful.

When the song was over the audience laughed at me.

I had the same dream..!

Except you were playing bass, right? 

[Tripp]

I often have dreams of playing before a huge outdoor crowd (and yeah, usually it's a grifters show though sometimes it's a line-up of various musicians I've played with)  but we're playing some fantastic song  and then I realize I don't know what the song is but it's really great. then I realize I'm dreaming and I wake up, trying to remember how the song went..

[Doctor Rock]

There, I Fixed It. (Basically the handyman's failblog.)

Hot water fix.

I liked the buried school bus.   Man, I wish I had a buried school bus in my back yard!  

[Doctor Rock]

As far as I'm concerned, this picture explains in part why the last three Stars Wars sucked...

a partial explanation, but it doesn't address the screenplay, which imo, was worse than the cgi.

I'm of the opinion that loads of CGI lead to bead screenplays: instead of working on a logical and coherent history, the director  builds the story in order to connect spectacular CGI scenes together.   The story becomes a pretext to show CGI.  I've compared this way of working to porn movies, where the story, if there's one, is just a pretext to scenes of fucking.  

holy shit. i find myself completely agreeing with rosa!!!  

Ok, where have I gone wrong? 

 

you haven't.

i just wanted to say something other than just, "i agree. your analysis is spot on at describing how the image actually does in fact address the horrible screenplay".  that would have been a boring reply.

No it wouldn't!  But if you want to improve, you could include some flattery, you know, "I agree, you're a genius" or something similar. 

[Doctor Rock]

Curiously, my nightmares are always variations on the same theme: something huge and threatening, usually some natural phenomena, is coming my way, and I can't escape it, I'm totally powerless.   I remember having nightmares about icebergs, tsunamis, avalanches, rock slides and pyroclastic flows...

[Jeff]

So I'm watching this commercial:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/ODzbKUofRiQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/ODzbKUofRiQ</a>

And I can't help but think that if, at 0:22, instead of handing the kid the baseball, the American Family Insurance guy slapped the kid really hard across the face, then turned and walked away, this would be the greatest commercial ever made.

[Jeff]

Sometimes, I check on random domain names, just to see if they're available.

shutupdumbass.com is available.

That's a meme that practically writes itself.

[Jeff]

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[Doctor Rock]

So I'm watching this commercial:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/ODzbKUofRiQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/ODzbKUofRiQ</a>

And I can't help but think that if, at 0:22, instead of handing the kid the baseball, the American Family Insurance guy slapped the kid really hard across the face, then turned and walked away, this would be the greatest commercial ever made.

I cringed watching that.  I think my lack of exposure to commercials is making me peculiar. 

[Moetown]

So that's what's causing it.

[full blown possession]

Good Morning!  I am groggy and tired. I only take my stomach medicine when it hurts really bad cause it makes me tiiiiirrred.  Took it last night and i am a walking zombie.  I think the reason it is prescribed is cuz you cant feel your stomach cuz your asleep all the time     This will wake me up
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg5D-CqDoI8[/youtube]


HOPE ALL IS WELL

My new job is taking care of my stepdad until he is stable and able to walk better.  Right now he uses a walker and I have to be here in case he's fallen and cant get up.  My mom is paying me so I get to work on the computer all day because really all I have to do is fix him lunch and occasionally help him get up to get his walker.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQlpDiXPZHQ[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqmrVtXF4h8[/youtube]
remix
i love this commercial ive fallen and i cant get up...i have very dark humor


Have a good day friends

kim

[Jeff]

Glad things are holding together, Kim. Stay strong, sista.

[Tripp]

this review makes me want to see Bruno