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« Reply #30 on: June 29, 2009, 10:01:31 AM »

I've got nothing but nightmares in my brain recently. Oh, and insecurity dreams. Those are pretty standard for me.

You know, because of my insecurity.











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« Reply #31 on: June 29, 2009, 10:02:48 AM »

i had a super vivid dream last night that i had a baby (no, i'm not pregnant), and i gave him this great name. then when everybody was around hanging out with me and the baby, i totally forgot his name and i was too embarassed to be like "hey, do you remember what i named my kid?"

good times.



Take it to the Gossip Isles, preggo.
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« Reply #32 on: June 29, 2009, 10:03:05 AM »

i had a super vivid dream last night that i had a baby (no, i'm not pregnant), and i gave him this great name. then when everybody was around hanging out with me and the baby, i totally forgot his name and i was too embarassed to be like "hey, do you remember what i named my kid?"

good times.

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« Reply #33 on: June 29, 2009, 10:14:23 AM »

I had a dream last night that I was on the stage for crappityspook...playing guitar.

Tripp was teaching me the song real quick (titled "Guided by Voices"? WTF?), then he left.  I was trying to work it out, but struggled.  Suddenly it's showtime and I was completely clueless.  I just started wanking around because I didn't know what to do.  It was awful.

When the song was over the audience laughed at me.


I had the same dream..!
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« Reply #34 on: June 29, 2009, 10:14:43 AM »

There, I Fixed It. (Basically the handyman's failblog.)

Hot water fix.
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« Reply #35 on: June 29, 2009, 10:20:22 AM »

There, I Fixed It. (Basically the handyman's failblog.)

Hot water fix.

Great link!
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« Reply #36 on: June 29, 2009, 10:48:20 AM »

NOMEANSNO..!  crank it if you got 'em..!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTEvXQgYnJI[/youtube]
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« Reply #37 on: June 29, 2009, 11:01:02 AM »

Matthew's avatar is so cute I just want to get my rifle and kill and skin that sucker and put it's head on my wall.
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« Reply #38 on: June 29, 2009, 12:11:37 PM »

As far as I'm concerned, this picture explains in part why the last three Stars Wars sucked...

a partial explanation, but it doesn't address the screenplay, which imo, was worse than the cgi.

I'm of the opinion that loads of CGI lead to bead screenplays: instead of working on a logical and coherent history, the director  builds the story in order to connect spectacular CGI scenes together.   The story becomes a pretext to show CGI.  I've compared this way of working to porn movies, where the story, if there's one, is just a pretext to scenes of fucking.  

holy shit. i find myself completely agreeing with rosa!!!   Cheesy

Ok, where have I gone wrong? 

 Kiss

you haven't.

i just wanted to say something other than just, "i agree. your analysis is spot on at describing how the image actually does in fact address the horrible screenplay".  that would have been a boring reply.
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« Reply #39 on: June 29, 2009, 12:15:57 PM »

Anyone catch the BET awards last night?     The grammys could take a lesson on having at least one  lush booty on the screen at ALL times.   It was hard to click away.

Its wrong maybe, but I have to admit I got a kick out of Jamie Foxx's metal mash up of Blame it on the Alcohol and Fame on a flying V.

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« Reply #40 on: June 29, 2009, 12:18:58 PM »

I made the sesssy sessy music for this food&fucking website video.    seductionmeals.com

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/vF5yj7iHvF4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/vF5yj7iHvF4</a>



hoping to get jobs like this on a more routine basis, so keep yr ears open for me.    i sell out at the drop of a hat.

mmm.   i could totally fuck a casserole right now.  nice werk!
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« Reply #41 on: June 29, 2009, 12:28:23 PM »

NOMEANSNO..!  crank it if you got 'em..!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTEvXQgYnJI[/youtube]

this is a band that i still haven't seen live.  and i need to fix that before they call it a day.  which has got to happen sometime, right?  ridiculous bass lines.  minutemen meets talking heads, and fueled by king kong's balls.

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« Reply #42 on: June 29, 2009, 12:31:16 PM »

heavy Rollins and Fugazi sounds going on too

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPyAii6f-hc[/youtube]
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« Reply #43 on: June 29, 2009, 12:34:54 PM »

fuckin' rock and roll..

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQLFpJuZ8zI[/youtube]
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« Reply #44 on: June 29, 2009, 12:43:20 PM »

fuckin' rock and roll..

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQLFpJuZ8zI[/youtube]

keeping the thread titles relevant!


(second inadvertent "bruno" reference of the day.  the first was mr. calatunutsi from svitzerland in the capts seduction video.)
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