Sasha Baron Cohen Embarrasses Some Assholes, Part II

[captqitn]

As for the projector, I did a ridiculous amount of research and realized that I couldn't afford what I wanted. Then, a couple of months ago, my Mom called to tell me that I was receiving a check for a few thousand dollars from my grandmother's estate (she passed away this year after a too-long bout with Alzheimer's). So our plans for a den are back on - now to be called "The Evelyn Miller Memorial Den". Our first and biggest purchase, the Panasonic PT-AE3000U:

ooh nice.    Does that require a special screen?    Last time I looked into those (quite a while back), the treated screens were almost as spensive as the projectors.

[Moetown]

"breakfast meat..."

[Jesse]

As for the projector, I did a ridiculous amount of research and realized that I couldn't afford what I wanted. Then, a couple of months ago, my Mom called to tell me that I was receiving a check for a few thousand dollars from my grandmother's estate (she passed away this year after a too-long bout with Alzheimer's). So our plans for a den are back on - now to be called "The Evelyn Miller Memorial Den". Our first and biggest purchase, the Panasonic PT-AE3000U:

ooh nice.    Does that require a special screen?    Last time I looked into those (quite a while back), the treated screens were almost as spensive as the projectors.

Nope. Once the den is ready, we're getting a nice electric screen for a little more than $500. Until then, we're just going to project our movies on the living room wall.

[bebopbalogna]

As far as I'm concerned, this picture explains in part why the last three Stars Wars sucked...

a partial explanation, but it doesn't address the screenplay, which imo, was worse than the cgi.

I'm of the opinion that loads of CGI lead to bead screenplays: instead of working on a logical and coherent history, the director  builds the story in order to connect spectacular CGI scenes together.   The story becomes a pretext to show CGI.  I've compared this way of working to porn movies, where the story, if there's one, is just a pretext to scenes of fucking.  

holy shit. i find myself completely agreeing with rosa!!!  

[captqitn]

"breakfast meat..."

hottt, right?

[Doctor Rock]

As far as I'm concerned, this picture explains in part why the last three Stars Wars sucked...

a partial explanation, but it doesn't address the screenplay, which imo, was worse than the cgi.

I'm of the opinion that loads of CGI lead to bead screenplays: instead of working on a logical and coherent history, the director  builds the story in order to connect spectacular CGI scenes together.   The story becomes a pretext to show CGI.  I've compared this way of working to porn movies, where the story, if there's one, is just a pretext to scenes of fucking.  

holy shit. i find myself completely agreeing with rosa!!!  

Ok, where have I gone wrong? 

[Jesse]

I made the sesssy sessy music for this food&fucking website video.    seductionmeals.com

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/vF5yj7iHvF4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/vF5yj7iHvF4</a>


hoping to get jobs like this on a more routine basis, so keep yr ears open for me.    i sell out at the drop of a hat.

Nice job. Those talking heads seem creepy, though. Got me in the mood for neither food nor sex. If I were the producers, I'd just use the music with sexy food shots.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Those non-sexy people were non-sexy talking all over your sexy music!  Shut the hell up!  You're ruining my boner!

[Jeff]

Glowing reviews online about that projector, Jesse. Looks like a great pick.

[Jeff]

And capn, it really should have been you and not Mike Patton who got to use the album title, Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By. Or maybe yours could be Music to Make Lunch/Love to Your Old Lady By.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I had a dream last night that I was on the stage for crappityspook...playing guitar.

Tripp was teaching me the song real quick (titled "Guided by Voices"? ?), then he left.  I was trying to work it out, but struggled.  Suddenly it's showtime and I was completely clueless.  I just started wanking around because I didn't know what to do.  It was awful.

When the song was over the audience laughed at me.

[Jeff]

I dreamed it was five years in the future and I was explaining to the other guests at some friend's wedding how I'd gotten fired from my job and my wife left me with my kid.

Improves the motivation at work, I tell you.

[Just Some Girl]

I woulda cheered for ya anyway, Kurt.


Stupid subconscious.

[Sabamah]

ILTS&S!  

(i love that story and song)

(and i would've been laughing with you, of course)

[Sabamah]

i had a super vivid dream last night that i had a baby (no, i'm not pregnant), and i gave him this great name. then when everybody was around hanging out with me and the baby, i totally forgot his name and i was too embarassed to be like "hey, do you remember what i named my kid?"

good times.