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« on: June 26, 2009, 04:00:44 AM »

A history of Michael Jackson's face.
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« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2009, 05:16:17 AM »

Fans of Jackson have set up a shrine around the Michael Jackson star on the Walk of Fame.

Thing is, it's not that Michael Jackson's star. That one is under the red carpet set up for the premiere of Bruno.

It's actually this guy's star.
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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2009, 05:24:30 AM »

how does that guy have a star?
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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 05:54:30 AM »

Luxury yachts offer pirate hunting cruises
Luxury ocean liners in Russia are offering pirate hunting cruises aboard armed private yachts off the Somali coast.


Pirate flag
Wealthy punters pay £3,500 per day to patrol the most dangerous waters in the world hoping to be attacked by raiders.

When attacked, they retaliate with grenade launchers, machine guns and rocket launchers, reports Austrian business paper Wirtschaftsblatt.

Passengers, who can pay an extra £5 a day for an AK-47 machine gun and £7 for 100 rounds of ammo, are also protected by a squad of ex special forces troops.

The yachts travel from Djibouti in Somalia to Mombasa in Kenya.

The ships deliberately cruise close to the coast at a speed of just five nautical miles in an attempt to attract the interest of pirates.

"They are worse than the pirates," said Russian yachtsman Vladimir Mironov. "At least the pirates have the decency to take hostages, these people are just paying to commit murder," he continued.
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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 06:16:23 AM »

"There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly" continues to be one of Simon's favorite things.

Jon Langford continues to be one of mine.

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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 06:23:42 AM »

Poorly written tosh from the Daily Mail, but somewhat interesting.


War of the poison dart: How Britain planned to rain death on the Nazis with sewing machine needles

By Caroline Grant and Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 11:28 AM on 26th June 2009

The concept sounds almost medieval in its crude simplicity.

A war strategy to shower enemy troops with tens of thousands of poisoned darts made from sewing machine needles that could bring death in minutes.

Incredibly, it was a plan considered by Britain at the height of the Second World War.

Details, revealed today in secret documents released by the National Archives, outline the gruesome physical effects of such an attack on Nazi troops.

The papers also show how the Government tried to rope the Singer Sewing Machine Company into supplying the needles.

Scientists at Porton Down military science park in Wiltshire used a few prototypes from a local Singer branch, in Salisbury.

Realising they were short of the necessary supplies, Britain's wartime chemical weapons lead, Dr Paul Fildes, wrote to the company himself.

The concept, developed between 1941 and 1945, involved darts carrying a sufficient amount of poison to cause 'death or disablement'.

More the 30,000 of the darts could be stored in cluster bombs, which could be dropped onto enemy troops from an aircraft at 3,000ft, according to the file entitled Research Into Use Of Anthrax And Other Poisons For Biological Warfare.

Death of a target would occur in 30 minutes if the darts were not removed quickly.

In chilling detail, experts list the side-effects of the specially concocted  -  but unidentified  -  poison.

When tested on sheep the animals were 'rendered helpless' within one to five minutes and were dead within half an hour. Effects included profuse salivation and sweating, acute defecation and retching.

The files suggest the darts would weigh up to four grams and have a paper tail. Dropped from high altitude, they were capable of penetrating the flesh 'for six inches or until stopped by bone'.

Also included in the documents are letters sent between researchers and Singer in Bristol. Due to the secret nature of the project the scientists had not divulged their reason for requesting a particular type of needle.

Dr Fildes wrote: 'It is a little difficult to explain what I want sewing machine needles for...'

A reply from Singer, dated December 24, 1941, begins: 'We are afraid we do not quite understand your requirements.

'From your remarks, it would seem the needles are required for some other purpose, other than sewing machines. In any case, we should like to help you, if at all possible.'
Soldiers in Leeds immerse a heavily contaminated sack of flour

The plan was scrapped in 1945 because the darts were considered a 'highly uneconomical weapon'.

Mark Dunton, history specialist at the National Archives, said Britain had become so desperate to bring the war to an end that it was prepared to consider anything. 'This kind of weapon would have caused widespread terror,' he added.

Although the 1925 Geneva Protocol banned biological warfare it would not have precluded the use of chemical weapons like the darts.
Enlarge   This drawing shows the poison dart the British military was planning to develop in late 1941

Lethal weapon: This drawing shows the poison dart the British military was planning to develop in late 1941


TOKYO WAS IN OUR SIGHTS

Britain considered attacking Tokyo with chemical weapons more than a year before America dropped an atomic bomb on Japan.

Documents from the government's Chemical Board released yesterday reveal a detailed assessment of a possible assault 15 months before the bombing of Hiroshima on August 6, 1945.

The papers looked at how the climate in Tokyo and its narrow streets would affect the flow of gas. Scientists were considering the use of phosgene, mustard gas and incendiaries.

CHEESE AND MUSTARD (GAS)

Cheese contaminated with mustard gas was fed to volunteers in government experiments during the Second World War.

A series of 15 demonstrations were carried out in 1943 to show how commodities could be salvaged after a chemical attack, the newly-released documents reveal.

At each event, which drew up to 1,000 people, food was laid out on the floor of a gas chamber which was sealed and filled with mustard gas. This was later decontaminated and fed to the public 'without any harmful effects'.
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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 07:07:38 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2009, 07:41:24 AM »

Luxury yachts offer pirate hunting cruises
Luxury ocean liners in Russia are offering pirate hunting cruises aboard armed private yachts off the Somali coast.


Pirate flag
Wealthy punters pay £3,500 per day to patrol the most dangerous waters in the world hoping to be attacked by raiders.

When attacked, they retaliate with grenade launchers, machine guns and rocket launchers, reports Austrian business paper Wirtschaftsblatt.

Passengers, who can pay an extra £5 a day for an AK-47 machine gun and £7 for 100 rounds of ammo, are also protected by a squad of ex special forces troops.

The yachts travel from Djibouti in Somalia to Mombasa in Kenya.

The ships deliberately cruise close to the coast at a speed of just five nautical miles in an attempt to attract the interest of pirates.

"They are worse than the pirates," said Russian yachtsman Vladimir Mironov. "At least the pirates have the decency to take hostages, these people are just paying to commit murder," he continued.


Let's just hope that Somali pirates somehow acquire more fire power, eh? 
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« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2009, 07:43:59 AM »

"There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly" continues to be one of Simon's favorite things.

Jon Langford continues to be one of mine.

This is great. I just bought the new Stan Ridgway kids' CD. Very odd. I'll post some over the weekend.
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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2009, 07:50:02 AM »

That sounds cool, Jesse. That Langford thing is from some live stuff he did for Chicago's "Greasy Kid Stuff Radio Show." The tracks are kind of disorganized (and frequently incorrectly labelled) but here it is:

http://www.archive.org/details/jlangford2000-01-01t.shnf

He also does great versions of "The Fox Is in the Town-O" and "Them Bones," the latter featuring the added verse "Green Line's connected to the Brown Line/Brown Line's connected to the Red Line/Red Line's connected to the Blue Line/Ride the CTA."
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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 07:59:23 AM »

jesse,  do you have another man-date with Bobby tonight?
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2009, 08:27:55 AM »

jesse,  do you have another man-date with Bobby tonight?

I do indeed. I was going to take him to Disneyland (seriously. As an exec, Heather (and I) have Silver Passes, which gets me +3 in free most of the year), but Matt got him tix to go to a Conan taping, so he won't be done 'til after 6pm.

I was thinking of bringing him to:
- Fry's Electronics in Burbank, which is more than just a giant computer store. Each store in the Fry's chain is themed - this one is themed as a 50's sci-fi movie.


- Origami Vinyl, which is the latest and coolest vinyl-only record store in Echo Park


- Monkeyhouse Toys in Silver Lake. They're going to be opening a new gallery show tomorrow, but since I'm friends with the owner, we can probably drop in while they're hanging the show.


I'm open to suggestions. What do you recommend?
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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2009, 08:29:27 AM »

you give good man-date, jesse.
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« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2009, 08:34:47 AM »

No shit. I just take people out for pizza and beer.
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« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2009, 08:40:09 AM »

any good rock shows in LA tonight?
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