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« Reply #120 on: June 24, 2009, 01:40:21 PM »
That's my coochie monster impression. 
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« Reply #121 on: June 24, 2009, 01:43:21 PM »
I get it..
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« Reply #122 on: June 24, 2009, 01:46:52 PM »
Quote from: The Joke Murderer on June 24, 2009, 01:36:24 PM
Aw man, there's something in the air that's giving me hay fever.  I'm all covered in mucus. 

I can feel it coughing in the air tonight.  Oh Lord.

Or is that a sneeze?
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« Reply #123 on: June 24, 2009, 01:48:44 PM »
What would be the goal of a war with Iran?
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« Reply #124 on: June 24, 2009, 01:58:22 PM »
Quote from: Moetown on June 24, 2009, 01:48:44 PM
What would be the goal of a war with Iran?

In my opinion: replace the present "uncooperative" rulers with a bunch of snivelling puppets in order to control Iran's oil.   I think there are a lot of people who are nostalgic for the days of the Shah in the US government. 
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« Reply #125 on: June 24, 2009, 02:34:35 PM »
Quote from: Professor Pickles on June 24, 2009, 01:46:52 PM
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Aw man, there's something in the air that's giving me hay fever.  I'm all covered in mucus. 

I can feel it coughing in the air tonight.  Oh Lord.

Or is that a sneeze?

It's the smell of me farting in Phil Collins' general direction.
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« Reply #126 on: June 24, 2009, 04:31:41 PM »
My new cunt-bitch-whore-boss got another job!
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« Reply #127 on: June 24, 2009, 05:06:37 PM »


Mmm, I think this cartoon is about me...
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« Reply #128 on: June 24, 2009, 05:46:11 PM »
Dude, I have wasted so much of my life on that. Over the last month, I've been hectoring people on BABIP*, one camera vs. three camera sitcoms, not to mention whatever I've ranted on here...

*Baseball nerd shit. You don't care. Really.
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« Reply #129 on: June 25, 2009, 04:17:05 AM »
Jim James from My Morning Jacket is releasing an EP of George Harrison covers as "Yim Yames."

http://www.yimyames.com/site/

Best part: it was recorded in 2001, so it's high lonesome Jim James, not Cameo/Prince wannabe Jim James.
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« Reply #130 on: June 25, 2009, 05:18:07 AM »
I was at the grocery store the other day and the in-store sound-system played both MMJ  and the Pernice Bros..
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« Reply #131 on: June 25, 2009, 05:19:30 AM »
the gorilla glue really has a hold on my car window.  I chipped away at it with an exacto knife and later tried to roll it up (roll... it's electric.. you know)  .. The glass came off it's moorings and is now hanging BY the gorilla glue..  great..
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« Reply #132 on: June 25, 2009, 10:12:29 AM »
Quote from: Tripp on June 25, 2009, 05:19:30 AM
the gorilla glue really has a hold on my car window.  I chipped away at it with an exacto knife and later tried to roll it up (roll... it's electric.. you know)  .. The glass came off it's moorings and is now hanging BY the gorilla glue..  great..

told ya that shit was strong!  (also........FUCK.)
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