under the influence of puppy love and mad dog

[Jesse]

first, smash the jar...  second, pick out all the glass...

Makes me think of one of the 'viral' videos I truly regret seeing.

[Bizarro]

Any chance of video of that number, Bamah?

unfortunately, no- we didn't get it together to shoot the show. give me a few drinks at crappityspook and i'll do a live rendition for y'all.

Deal.

[captqitn]

I was gonna get you tipsy anyway, but now its a lock.

 

[captqitn]

Fresh week.  Fresh meme:  hoekstra is a meme

[Doctor Rock]

Things are a bit on edge in the Rosa household.  My step-daughter's father (R____'s ex) is  behaving like an asshole.  He moved out to the country, a 2 hour drive away, but he doesn't want to deal with the increased trouble related to that move i.e. he thinks he can see his daughter whenever he wants, keep her with him however long he wishes, and that he never has to consult R____ about anything.

He's the kind of flakey asshole that acts all cool and nice, but who's too self-centred to realise it when he's fucking it up for those of us who have a sense of responsibility.  I think you know the kind.  Plus, he's been lying and manipulating his daughter against us.  It's not to hard: she's just 13, so all he needs to do is give her the illusion that she's in charge.  But, like a lot of slightly spoiled 13 years old girls, she's quite innocent, and very gullible: it will never occur to her that her dad is in fact pulling all the strings.  And if I point it out, all I'm going to do is alienate her...  

Fuckity fuck fuck.  I wish I could just punch his lights out.  

[Doctor Rock]

it went really well- we had great turnouts all 3 nights and people really enjoyed it. it was very fun playing the french villain and getting to sing a song called "happiness", which turned into "ahh- penis" with my thick french accent. folks ate that shit up!

i should be getting pics soon!

You, a french villain!?  Damn it, I wish I would have seen that!  Maybe I could have given you a few suggestions: if there's one thing I know, it's french villainy! 

[Moetown]

PARIS – President Nicolas Sarkozy said the Muslim burqa would not be welcome in France, calling the full-body religious gown a sign of the "debasement" of women.

[Bizarro]

Extra-strength, douche-resistant PMAs to Dan.

[Doctor Rock]

Ahh penis is a warm gun.

Groan!  No wonder your old posts embarrass you.  

(Now that you're feeling better, I can go back to annoying you) 

[Bizarro]

"hoekstra" is a nice meme. Recalls "santorum, which is most likely the first Repug-name-turned-saucy-neologism.

Don't look that one up, if you don't know it. Taint safe for work.

[Doctor Rock]

PARIS – President Nicolas Sarkozy said the Muslim burqa would not be welcome in France, calling the full-body religious gown a sign of the "debasement" of women.

Says the guy who married two former fashion models.    Dick.      Head.

[Doctor Rock]

Extra-strength, douche-resistant PMAs to Dan.

Thanks!  It's clear that they'll have to go to mediation, and then get the agreement signed by a judge.  In the meantime, I just need to resist my nearly overwhelming urge to strangle him.   And then everything will be all right. 

[Moetown]

Nicolas Sarkozy: Ze women should wear ze clothes zat accentuate ze female form.

[Sabamah]

Thanks!  It's clear that they'll have to go to mediation, and then get the agreement signed by a judge.  In the meantime, I just need to resist my nearly overwhelming urge to strangle him.   And then everything will be all right. 

ugh. i know that's hard.

[Bizarro]