under the influence of puppy love and mad dog

[Jesse]

John Lennon's deal with the Devil.

Guffaw.

Absolutely batshit retarded. But I love this stuff, I really do.

[Jeff]

Jesse, you must've seen Timecrimes, yes? Back me up: everyone should see that.

[Doctor Rock]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/-h2dj2a5D7M" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/-h2dj2a5D7M</a>

Now that's funny!

[Doctor Rock]

how about this: i'll get the crappitystock footage out whenever the dragoon album is finished. deal?

I'm holding you to it.  Tripp, the ball is now in your court. 

[Doctor Rock]

John Lennon's deal with the Devil.

Guffaw.

Uhhh... Should we invoke Poe's law?  I mean, it's so retarded that it sounds like a joke.  But I'm not sure it's a joke! 

[Jesse]

I'll admit, I haven't seen Timecrimes. I will watch it tonight and report back.

[Jeff]

No, Dan, that's  a real review of a real book.

This review from an Amazon user is um, less real:
There is no longer any question that John Lennon sold his soul to Satan? The case Joseph Niezgoda makes in "The Lennon Prophecy" is about as airtight as it gets. I mean, hey, we're talking creation science levels of proof here. Niezgoda's conclusions are unassailable.

Each proof--whether it's the missing "The" on the back of the "Abbey Road" album or the fact that Charles Manson believed the title of the song "Revolution #9" sounded a lot like the Bible's Revelations Chapter 9--is incontrovertible. Yes, it's as incontrovertible as the fact that Adam loved to feed carrots to his pet stegosaurus, Pokey.

But as good as this book is, the addition of a chapter about all the country musicians who've bested Satan would have made it even better. That's a story that doesn't often get told in the libumetrocialist media. They'd rather we believed that Lucifer has domain over all music, when in fact Beelzebub only digs rock and the blues. That's why there's never been a book written about how Charlie Daniels out-fiddled The Deceiver or how the second most heterosexual American (I'm the first), Horatio Lee Jenkins, kicked Satan's puking butt in a drinking contest Drunker Than Satan Ep. The libumetrocialists don't want us to know.

There's also the question about whether John Lennon, Nancy Pelosi, Mia Farrow, Dan Rather, and Satan all participated in a ceremony that resulted in Obama's conception. It's not covered in this book at all. I mean, sure, we've all seen Obama's Hawaiian birth certificate--so maybe he was born there--but does anyone really know how and where he was conceived? Was Lennon's Satanic seed involved? Was it in a foreign place like San Francisco? We don't know, because Niezgoda fails to address it. But then maybe that's another book.

[Jeff]

I hope you enjoy it even half as much as I did Jesse.

[Doctor Rock]

No, Dan, that's  a real review of a real book.

This review from an Amazon user is um, less real:
There is no longer any question that John Lennon sold his soul to Satan? The case Joseph Niezgoda makes in "The Lennon Prophecy" is about as airtight as it gets. I mean, hey, we're talking creation science levels of proof here. Niezgoda's conclusions are unassailable.

Each proof--whether it's the missing "The" on the back of the "Abbey Road" album or the fact that Charles Manson believed the title of the song "Revolution #9" sounded a lot like the Bible's Revelations Chapter 9--is incontrovertible. Yes, it's as incontrovertible as the fact that Adam loved to feed carrots to his pet stegosaurus, Pokey.

But as good as this book is, the addition of a chapter about all the country musicians who've bested Satan would have made it even better. That's a story that doesn't often get told in the libumetrocialist media. They'd rather we believed that Lucifer has domain over all music, when in fact Beelzebub only digs rock and the blues. That's why there's never been a book written about how Charlie Daniels out-fiddled The Deceiver or how the second most heterosexual American (I'm the first), Horatio Lee Jenkins, kicked Satan's puking butt in a drinking contest Drunker Than Satan Ep. The libumetrocialists don't want us to know.

There's also the question about whether John Lennon, Nancy Pelosi, Mia Farrow, Dan Rather, and Satan all participated in a ceremony that resulted in Obama's conception. It's not covered in this book at all. I mean, sure, we've all seen Obama's Hawaiian birth certificate--so maybe he was born there--but does anyone really know how and where he was conceived? Was Lennon's Satanic seed involved? Was it in a foreign place like San Francisco? We don't know, because Niezgoda fails to address it. But then maybe that's another book.

Poe's law still applies: it also works in reverse. 

[Jeff]

True dat.

[Just Some Girl]

Thank fucking Christ, was able to book a Ryan visit for 9 days from now (fastest planned trip ever), so I don't have to wait until August, which was originally the depressing possibility. Thank fucking Christ!
 
So he's here for both Canada Day (July 1) and Independence Day -- international celebration man.

 

Constantines are playing on Canada Day -- free at the Harbourfront Centre. Yay!

[Jeff]

 

[Moetown]

Atta boy, Barney!

[Tripp]

how about this: i'll get the crappitystock footage out whenever the dragoon album is finished. deal?

I'm holding you to it.  Tripp, the ball is now in your court. 

.....>FUCK!!

[Tripp]

I should've gone up to the space tonight but it's a sauna in there and I need a night off from heat..

I'm gonna go in during my lunch tomorrow and straighten the place out and figure out what  I have to do to finish the record this week..  Hopefully before Bobby gets back in town..  saturday