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[Jeff]

That's another comic book onomatopoeia. That one's for jerking off.

[Jeff]

Here's Joan Walsh schooling Bill O'Reilly:


And here's Bill's remix where he schools her!

[Jeff]

Fuck it, I'll do it live.

[captqitn]

As long as the keyboard cat meme is out of the bag.   

Someone made one of our Miami Vice episode:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/i4ZO8TLNAyA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/i4ZO8TLNAyA</a>

[Jeff]

Keyboard Cat makes everything jolly!

[Jeff]

Summer is nearly here and school’s out! Except for hundreds of poor students in Chino, California, who got an unwelcome surprise news that they have to sit for 34 more days of school because of a clerical error. If they didn’t, the school district would lose millions in funding.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the mindboggling bureaucracy and arcane rules that is the school system:
"We made an error on the minimum days of about five minutes," said Dickson Principal Sue Pederson. "Realistically, that’s our accounting mistake as adults. We’re unfortunately making the children pay for it by making them give up their summer."
Students at each school exceeded the state’s requirement of at least 54,000 minutes of annual classroom time, but the problem arose in the district’s minimum days. Schools typically have one shortened day per week, allowing teachers to use the remaining time for planning and parent conferences. Under state law, these days must be at least 180 minutes, and the daily average classroom time over 10 consecutive days must be 240 minutes.
An internal audit in early May discovered that 34 minimum days had been 175 minutes at Dickson and 170 at Rolling Ridge, said district spokeswoman Julie Gobin. That adds up to a shortage of 170 and 340 minutes, respectively, which could be made up in one or two school days. But under state law, these too-short days do not count at all, meaning that all 34 must be made up to avoid a state penalty of more than $7 million.

[captqitn]

goood mornin y'all.

Wooo!!!  I'm off the crutches.   Saw an orthopedist yesterday.   He said I was past the danger zone for reinjuring, and if I wanted to speed things up, I should just walk on it and build up the muscle.   

Still wearing cast, and have to do 6 weeks of PT, but I am so pleased to be done with crutches.   Those things suck ballzers.

[Tripp]

Summer is nearly here and school’s out! Except for hundreds of poor students in Chino, California, who got an unwelcome surprise news that they have to sit for 34 more days of school because of a clerical error. If they didn’t, the school district would lose millions in funding.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the mindboggling bureaucracy and arcane rules that is the school system:
"We made an error on the minimum days of about five minutes," said Dickson Principal Sue Pederson. "Realistically, that’s our accounting mistake as adults. We’re unfortunately making the children pay for it by making them give up their summer."
Students at each school exceeded the state’s requirement of at least 54,000 minutes of annual classroom time, but the problem arose in the district’s minimum days. Schools typically have one shortened day per week, allowing teachers to use the remaining time for planning and parent conferences. Under state law, these days must be at least 180 minutes, and the daily average classroom time over 10 consecutive days must be 240 minutes.
An internal audit in early May discovered that 34 minimum days had been 175 minutes at Dickson and 170 at Rolling Ridge, said district spokeswoman Julie Gobin. That adds up to a shortage of 170 and 340 minutes, respectively, which could be made up in one or two school days. But under state law, these too-short days do not count at all, meaning that all 34 must be made up to avoid a state penalty of more than $7 million.

wow.. that sucks..  If I was one of those kids i would vandalize the shit out of that place..

[Tripp]

goood mornin y'all.

Wooo!!!  I'm off the crutches.   Saw an orthopedist yesterday.   He said I was past the danger zone for reinjuring, and if I wanted to speed things up, I should just walk on it and build up the muscle.   

Still wearing cast, and have to do 6 weeks of PT, but I am so pleased to be done with crutches.   Those things suck ballzers.

congrats, cappy.

[Tripp]

 Digital TV Transition Saves 86-Year-Old Memphis Man's Life:

Even though the digital TV transition prompted a record number of calls to the FCC help line, it just may have saved an elderly man's life.

Robert Monsarrat says that if it weren't for the switch from analog to digital television, he might be dead.

Monsarrat tells Memphis paper 'Commercial Appeal' that he hadn't received his digital converter box yet, so instead of watching the 'Oprah Winfrey Show' from his bedroom like would everyday, he went into the kitchen to use his only digital television.

But soon after, lightning struck a large red oak in his backyard, that caused it to come crashing down on his house. The tree destroyed the back of the house, including his bedroom.

"I screamed. I thought 'My God, what's happening,'" says the 86-year-old World War II veteran. "I was curled up in the fetal position under the rubble when they dug me out."

Other than a few bruises, minor cuts and a gash on his head, Monsarrat was not seriously injured.

Hundreds of houses and businesses in the area remain without electricity as workers try to repair a grid slammed by a recent storm that downed trees and power lines.

[Tripp]

whassup Morten..!

[bebopbalogna]

That's another comic book onomatopoeia. That one's for jerking off.

careful. you may have inadvertently invited a bunch of strangers to crappity by way of googling for porn sites....won't they be disappointed.

[Sabamah]

talked to Bobby..  he shared the stage with patton Oswalt, Robin Williams and of course the UCB this weekend..
the next 2 weeks he's doing the UCB's comedy college..  6 hours of classes a day..

omg. i fuckin' hate bobby. i am so jealous.

[Jeff]

Good news, cappy!

[bebopbalogna]

goood mornin y'all.

Wooo!!!  I'm off the crutches.   Saw an orthopedist yesterday.   He said I was past the danger zone for reinjuring, and if I wanted to speed things up, I should just walk on it and build up the muscle.   

Still wearing cast, and have to do 6 weeks of PT, but I am so pleased to be done with crutches.   Those things suck ballzers.

woot!

back on yr feet again!