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« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2009, 09:28:39 AM »

Do we really think the "splitting/moving posts" instructions are that hard? I mean, making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich has about that many steps, but a dim-witted four-year-old can do it.
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« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2009, 09:33:40 AM »

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« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2009, 09:34:23 AM »

it's a little confusing, but the good news is that the only person that has to learn how to do it is tripp  Smiley
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« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2009, 09:35:09 AM »

Do we really think the "splitting/moving posts" instructions are that hard? I mean, making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich has about that many steps, but a dim-witted four-year-old can do it.

naw.  seems pretty easy. but not as easy as the one step hit "delete" method!

(i remember deleting a couple of dan's posts to prevent him from reaching 10,000.   no sweat.)
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« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2009, 09:38:34 AM »

The whole DUI thing is scary as shit. Could happen to anybody really.

Uh... I don't think it could happen to me.  Unless they picked me up for cycling drunk.  But I don't even know if it is possible to cycle blotto.   whistle

it is.   and i've got friends who have been arrested for it too.

I've never tried it!  And I'm not about to start.  
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« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2009, 09:41:42 AM »

It has occurred to me that driving the caravan to Mempho for Crappityspook in my work-provided Jeep is going to necessitate both a) me being a designated driver a large percentage of the time and b) a no shrimp in the caravan rule. It sucks to get old.
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« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2009, 09:43:10 AM »



Do we really think the "splitting/moving posts" instructions are that hard? I mean, making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich has about that many steps, but a dim-witted four-year-old can do it.

naw.  seems pretty easy. but not as easy as the one step hit "delete" method!

(i remember deleting a couple of dan's posts to prevent him from reaching 10,000.   no sweat.)

wait a sec.  was it matt's or dan's posts i was deleting?  maybe dan was helping me delete matt's posts?  i can't remember.
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« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2009, 09:44:04 AM »

speaking of "easy".     

on the way to new orleans a few weeks back,we stopped at a truckstop to get gas/snacks  and i was checking the 3 for $10 tshirt rack  for some gems.   came across at shirt that said "so easy"  and had a cartoon caveman (think b.c. comic strip, NOT the geico guy) who was dragging his cartoon cavewoman by the hair and holding a club.   for $3.34,  i couldn't resist.  i'm not quite sure what the message is though,  so i've yet to wear it.
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« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2009, 09:45:43 AM »

I like this shirt:

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« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2009, 09:46:18 AM »

speaking of "easy".     

on the way to new orleans a few weeks back,we stopped at a truckstop to get gas/snacks  and i was checking the 3 for $10 tshirt rack  for some gems.   came across at shirt that said "so easy"  and had a cartoon caveman (think b.c. comic strip, NOT the geico guy) who was dragging his cartoon cavewoman by the hair and holding a club.   for $3.34,  i couldn't resist.  i'm not quite sure what the message is though,  so i've yet to wear it.

seems like a nuanced message, sure to draw the viewer in.    

i vote you wear it!
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« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2009, 09:46:38 AM »



Do we really think the "splitting/moving posts" instructions are that hard? I mean, making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich has about that many steps, but a dim-witted four-year-old can do it.

naw.  seems pretty easy. but not as easy as the one step hit "delete" method!

(i remember deleting a couple of dan's posts to prevent him from reaching 10,000.   no sweat.)

wait a sec.  was it matt's or dan's posts i was deleting?  maybe dan was helping me delete matt's posts?  i can't remember.

Shut up!


By the way, I dunno what Pat's talking about.  He must be delirious.  Or high.   whistle
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« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2009, 09:56:45 AM »

So now we've got a hit-and-run victim and a DUI arrestee in the extended Crappity family.

When did our screwball comedy become a crime story? Yikes.
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« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2009, 10:01:48 AM »

It has occurred to me that driving the caravan to Mempho for Crappityspook in my work-provided Jeep is going to necessitate both a) me being a designated driver a large percentage of the time and b) a no shrimp in the caravan rule. It sucks to get old.


beep beep!  who's got the keys to the jeep!!

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« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2009, 10:03:04 AM »

speaking of "easy".     

on the way to new orleans a few weeks back,we stopped at a truckstop to get gas/snacks  and i was checking the 3 for $10 tshirt rack  for some gems.   came across at shirt that said "so easy"  and had a cartoon caveman (think b.c. comic strip, NOT the geico guy) who was dragging his cartoon cavewoman by the hair and holding a club.   for $3.34,  i couldn't resist.  i'm not quite sure what the message is though,  so i've yet to wear it.

seems like a nuanced message, sure to draw the viewer in.    

i vote you wear it!

i think i'll test it out on a tubing trip or something before i wear it to work..
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« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2009, 10:04:14 AM »



Do we really think the "splitting/moving posts" instructions are that hard? I mean, making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich has about that many steps, but a dim-witted four-year-old can do it.

naw.  seems pretty easy. but not as easy as the one step hit "delete" method!

(i remember deleting a couple of dan's posts to prevent him from reaching 10,000.   no sweat.)

wait a sec.  was it matt's or dan's posts i was deleting?  maybe dan was helping me delete matt's posts?  i can't remember.

Shut up!


By the way, I dunno what Pat's talking about.  He must be delirious.  Or high.   whistle

yep. it was matt's posts.  it's all coming back to me.
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