Genital Bin

[Doctor Rock]

i felt just like simon lebon.

Hungry like the wolf, eh? 

[Doctor Rock]

Sorry to hear about your pooch, Evan.

[Bizarro]

I want to believe in heaven sometimes, but only for dogs. I love dogs.

[Doctor Rock]

Talking about misanthropy... I'm thinking of a concept for a punk kids show.  It's going to be about a nihilistic, cynical mohawk-sporting leather clad anti-hero.  He lives in a trash can, in a world totally corrupted and fucked up by savage capitalism (Kinda like today but worse... Well, kinda like today, actually) and he can spear evil bankers and disco dancers with his spikes.  I'm calling it "CAPTAIN NO-FUTURE".

I'm going to ask what's left of The Damned to write the theme show.  What do you think of it? 

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Sailing takes me away to where I've always heard it could be.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

fighting the forces of savage capitalism!  I like it.

[bebopbalogna]

i felt just like simon lebon.

Hungry like the wolf, eh? 

i was thinking more along the lines of "rio". but you get the idea.

[Jesse]

So Saturday, I did two things that each cost me $12. When I purchased the tickets, one seemed too expensive and the other fairly cheap. After the experiences, I realized that my initial cost analysis was backwards.

After lunch, H____ decided to go get a facial at this "all natural" salon that recently opened down the block from us. Left to my own devices, I realized that this was high time to see "Drag Me To Hell." I checked Fandango for the next showing nearby, and it turns out it was still playing at the Arclight. For those who don't know, the theater, which includes the restored Cinerama dome, is one of the best places in the world to see a movie. All of the seats are good, the projectionists are top-notch, no commercials, etc etc. However, such luxury comes at a premium. I bit the bullet and went for it.

Damn. What a fun movie. After Spidey 3, I had almost given up on old Sam. This flick could be one of the funniest horror movies in years. The audience (including yours truly) jumped and howled and laughed. Every major plot point was telegraphed for miles away, so it was just a question of how he got from point 'a' to point 'b' - and it was always with a "boo!", a gross out and a big laugh. I will most certainly buy this when it comes out on blu-ray. Hell, I might even see it again in the theater. Thank you, Mr. Raimi.

That evening, we were scanning the bands playing at the local clubs, and H immediately noticed that the show at Spaceland looked like fun. The opening band, The Ringers, are a local band who play '80s-sounding punk. Their front man is the guy who plays the rocker "White Gold" in the milk commercials. The rest of the guys in the band are probably actors, too. Well, they were competent. All the notes were in the right place, but the spark wasn't there. But they were just the opener. It was the headliners that got us out to the club.

Halloween Jack is a "supergroup" featuring Gilby Clarke (GnR), Daniel Shulman (Garbage), Eric Dover (Jellyfish & Slash's Snakepit) and Muck (Buckcherry). They play classic rock glam covers, from Alice Cooper (I'm Eighteen) to Sweet (Fox On The Run) to Bowie (Diamond Dogs) to Queen (Tie Your Mother Down). We figured that it would rock, in a goofy way. WRONG. While Gilby did indeed flex his guitar chops, the band was ultimately a letdown. Eric was not a great singer for this stuff, and the drunken sloppy fun usually just meant forgotten lyrics or out of tune rhythm guitars. When the show mercifully ended at around midnight (really early for LA), H__ turned to me and said, "We could have stayed home and listened to records." Indeed.

They're playing every Saturday for the rest of the month. I know where I won't be.

[bebopbalogna]

i just had a surprise group of 40 kids show up for a tour.  now i'm an hour behind in my crappity catch up.

[bebopbalogna]

  Plus it can give the wrong idea: I don't really wanna fuck you ladies, I'm just imagining it (it's probably better in my dreams anyway)!  I'm happily married, and I wanna stay that way i.e. ogle but don't touch.   

you know, i don't really imagine fucking them. i just kinda imagine what they look like naked.  you know, do they have big areolas or small pink pointy nipples?  do their boobs hold their shape when the bra comes off, or do they drop a little bit?  what about when their arms are back behind their head...totally flatten out, or do they fall to the side?  do they bounce in a perfect circular rotation, or more of an erratic fashion?  you know, that kind of thing.

[captqitn]

hola!

welp.  my ankle totally blew up like a balloon, so had to hit the ER in philly.     happily its not broken, just sprained bad.   i'm at home, hobbling around on crutches for at least a week.

and not even any good pillz to show for it.

good god, daytime tv is a wasteland.

[bebopbalogna]

After lunch, H____ decided to go get a facial

 

[captqitn]

  Plus it can give the wrong idea: I don't really wanna fuck you ladies, I'm just imagining it (it's probably better in my dreams anyway)!  I'm happily married, and I wanna stay that way i.e. ogle but don't touch.   

you know, i don't really imagine fucking them. i just kinda imagine what they look like naked.  you know, do they have big areolas or small pink pointy nipples?  do their boobs hold their shape when the bra comes off, or do they drop a little bit?  what about when their arms are back behind their head...totally flatten out, or do they fall to the side?  do they bounce in a perfect circular rotation, or more of an erratic fashion?  you know, that kind of thing.

i havent caught up yet.   who we talkin bout?

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

  Plus it can give the wrong idea: I don't really wanna fuck you ladies, I'm just imagining it (it's probably better in my dreams anyway)!  I'm happily married, and I wanna stay that way i.e. ogle but don't touch.   

you know, i don't really imagine fucking them. i just kinda imagine what they look like naked.  you know, do they have big areolas or small pink pointy nipples?  do their boobs hold their shape when the bra comes off, or do they drop a little bit?  what about when their arms are back behind their head...totally flatten out, or do they fall to the side?  do they bounce in a perfect circular rotation, or more of an erratic fashion?  you know, that kind of thing.

Yeah, when I have a steady squeeze I don't want to fuck other women...but I can't stop wondering what they all look like naked.  Is that so wrong?

[bebopbalogna]

 

that's for moe's dog.


 

those are for eric's ankle.