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« Reply #75 on: June 3, 2009, 05:07:35 PM »
Kudos to New Hampshire.
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« Reply #76 on: June 3, 2009, 06:44:59 PM »
Quote from: Moetown on June  3, 2009, 05:07:35 PM
Kudos to New Hampshire.

what happened?

thats my homestate... i need to know!
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« Reply #77 on: June 3, 2009, 06:49:05 PM »
oh.. nevermind.

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« Reply #78 on: June 3, 2009, 08:11:45 PM »
Quote from: The Joke Murderer on June  3, 2009, 08:54:36 AM
That's the squirrel catapult that is now Jeff's avatar.  Fucking squirrels had it coming.  Damn tree rats!

Funny, the other day some little kids rang our doorbell and asked us to sign their petition:

"Save Our Squirrels" 

The petition, clearly written by the children, accused another resident of the street (by name) of capturing squirrels and releasing them on a local golf course.

Everyone - including guests - signed the petition.

I cannot believe I have neighbours dumb enough to think that they can remove squirrels from suburbia one by one.   
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« Reply #79 on: June 3, 2009, 08:58:17 PM »
When I was in college, they were in the midst of a facilities/image overhaul. (Changing the name from Memphis State to The University of Memphis my freshman year was step one.) One of the things they did to beautify the campus was to bring in several hundred squirrels from Arkansas. We didn't have much of a squirrel population to speak of, and the school thought it would be charming.

The problem was, there were no natural predators in place on campus to control their numbers, so within a year, several hundred squirrels quickly turned into thousands and thousands. You could stand in the middle of the quad and count 50-75 squirrels in the football field sized area around you.

Having learned nothing about ecological balance, it was suggested, without irony to then import several dozen hawks to hunt the squirrel population down to manageable level. Fearing that they might turn the quad into a graphic Mutual of Omaha special on rodent carnage, they narrowly decided against it.

Instead, we got the spectacle of watching the squirrels become desperate and aggressive as their sheer numbers overwhelmed their natural food supply. All for naught, as a hefty chunk of them starved to death.
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« Reply #80 on: June 3, 2009, 09:10:28 PM »
This animated promo for The Beatles Rock Band is done by the guy who animates the Gorillaz and it's pretty neat. (Recommend clicking the "HQ" button for high quality. The clip starts at 0:10, after an ad for some douchey video game site.)
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« Reply #81 on: June 3, 2009, 10:19:12 PM »
Quote from: bebopbalogna on June  3, 2009, 01:19:21 PM
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« Reply #82 on: June 3, 2009, 10:22:52 PM »
Quote from: bebopbalogna on June  3, 2009, 04:53:44 PM
i just noticed the dude with scissors behind the glass in your avatar, jeff.  what an evil, evil bastard! 

Mad genius! 
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« Reply #83 on: June 3, 2009, 11:12:17 PM »
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Quote from: bebopbalogna on June  3, 2009, 01:19:21 PM
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« Reply #84 on: June 3, 2009, 11:13:56 PM »
but i have bill envy.  but kurt is definitely bill. 
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« Reply #85 on: June 3, 2009, 11:47:49 PM »
Quote from: capt qitn on June  3, 2009, 09:15:37 AM
Went to a gym for the first time ever last night.     It went fine.   I think I can do that.     Got a good workout and didn't set my shins on fire like my attempt at running did.

I think I have to switch out the order of what I do.

First I went to the treadmill area with all the super obese women and old men, and I was all   "hey, I dont look like them at least!"   Grin

Then I went over to the weight room which was stocked with super beefy ex-con looking dudes.   "hey.. I dont look like them."  Sad




I think the latter should also be a smiley.

I have to figure out something that'll help me lose weight/tone up without wrecking my knee, also. Damn, I'm old.
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« Reply #86 on: June 4, 2009, 12:20:11 AM »
Quote from: bebopbalogna on June  3, 2009, 01:26:22 PM
i cropped this so kurt can use this as an avatar, signature, etc.





Just kidding!
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« Reply #87 on: June 4, 2009, 12:25:17 AM »
Quote from: bebopbalogna on June  3, 2009, 04:53:44 PM
i just noticed the dude with scissors behind the glass in your avatar, jeff.  what an evil, evil bastard! 

Yeah, it's not such a great invention.  You have to sit there with scissors.  I don't know why he's getting kudos.
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« Reply #88 on: June 4, 2009, 12:28:07 AM »
Everyone is speaking nostalgically about Pizza Hut as if it's historical...cause like who still eats at Pizza Hut?  They destroyed the whole atmosphere of the place.  But back in the day it was the shit.
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« Reply #89 on: June 4, 2009, 12:29:16 AM »
By the way, a squierrel got in my house today!  No shit.  I blame this topic.
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