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« on: June 3, 2009, 08:54:36 AM »

 That's the squirrel catapult that is now Jeff's avatar.  Fucking squirrels had it coming.  Damn tree rats!
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« Reply #1 on: June 3, 2009, 09:08:39 AM »

oh, I thought that was a cat.


Not a big squirrel fan, but we have a whole family of black ones in our backyard, which I have to admit are much prettier.
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« Reply #2 on: June 3, 2009, 09:14:22 AM »

(david brent voice)  racist.
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« Reply #3 on: June 3, 2009, 09:15:37 AM »

Went to a gym for the first time ever last night.     It went fine.   I think I can do that.     Got a good workout and didn't set my shins on fire like my attempt at running did.

I think I have to switch out the order of what I do.

First I went to the treadmill area with all the super obese women and old men, and I was all   "hey, I dont look like them at least!"   Grin

Then I went over to the weight room which was stocked with super beefy ex-con looking dudes.   "hey.. I dont look like them."  Sad

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« Reply #4 on: June 3, 2009, 09:16:54 AM »

(david brent voice)  racist.

I like my squirrels like I like my coffee.
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« Reply #5 on: June 3, 2009, 09:17:06 AM »

the soreness usually hits the next day.
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« Reply #6 on: June 3, 2009, 09:19:20 AM »

the soreness usually hits the next day.

Yeah, that always happens to me when I have to move around furniture or amps, its the 2nd day.   I'm scared how this is going to be.   I probably pushed myself too hard for a first time.   My arms were totally numb on my way home.  Had a hard time driving.
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« Reply #7 on: June 3, 2009, 09:36:34 AM »

My alma mater Kent State is famed for its black "squierrels". They're more aggressive and drive out the brown ones. But the cool thing is they will let you get closer w/o running away.
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« Reply #8 on: June 3, 2009, 09:38:44 AM »

 My arms were totally numb on my way home.  Had a hard time driving.


perfect "stranger" opportunity.  
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« Reply #9 on: June 3, 2009, 09:39:07 AM »

I'm learning to talk to rabbits. Make the right sounds and they don't run away either.

I'm going to join Cappy at the gym and build a body like the Beastmaster.

I'll run around the woods in a loin cloth.
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« Reply #10 on: June 3, 2009, 09:39:40 AM »

i'm gonna start a band called Black Squierrels.
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« Reply #11 on: June 3, 2009, 09:39:57 AM »

 My arms were totally numb on my way home.  Had a hard time driving.


perfect "stranger" opportunity.  

oh shit! you're right.        

next time.
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« Reply #12 on: June 3, 2009, 09:40:34 AM »

or maybe "The" Black Squierrels
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« Reply #13 on: June 3, 2009, 09:41:12 AM »

I'm learning to talk to rabbits. Make the right sounds and they don't run away either.

I'm going to join Cappy at the gym and build a body like the Beastmaster.

I'll run around the woods in a loin cloth.

I dont want to go that far.   I just want to get to the point where I can make my pecs twitch independently.   left-right-left-right-left-right.

bitches go insane for that.
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« Reply #14 on: June 3, 2009, 09:41:43 AM »

Pat has a new sex slang joke every day. I love it.
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