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« on: June 2, 2009, 08:43:43 AM »

Gooood morning y'all!


I feel sad for those big balls.    Sad
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« Reply #1 on: June 2, 2009, 08:47:25 AM »

I guess really I feel bad for the guy.     The balls appear to be living the life of Riley.
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« Reply #2 on: June 2, 2009, 08:49:30 AM »

sooooo.  what are your halloween plans, cap?
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« Reply #3 on: June 2, 2009, 08:49:49 AM »

Have we talked about the odd thing that happens when you go to Google.com and begin a search with "I am extremely"?

(Hint: see if one of the suggested searches sticks out.)



It seems to work for just "I am" now, too.
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« Reply #4 on: June 2, 2009, 08:52:38 AM »

Would you carry a friend's big balls for him?
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« Reply #5 on: June 2, 2009, 08:53:44 AM »

You know what the really sad part is about scrotal elephantiasis?

One of the most effective treatments for limiting its effects is simply to regularly wash your balls. Basic antibiotics work, too.
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« Reply #6 on: June 2, 2009, 08:56:51 AM »

this should put a smile on most of your faces....(kinda NSFW...depending on where you work....)  CHECK OUT THOSE LEEKS!!!
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« Reply #7 on: June 2, 2009, 09:07:00 AM »

Man, I am becoming a big fan of the computer animated hentai porn.    Its like Pixar for my dick.
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« Reply #8 on: June 2, 2009, 09:10:36 AM »

sooooo.  what are your halloween plans, cap?

mmmm.....   somebody kinda nailed it.     Halloween is a huge thing for me and the boys.   I will be out of my divorce hole by then, so October in general is good, but ... (worried look)....

that being said... it sounds like there is a popular swell on this weekend.   so I'm NOT gonna derail that.    Let me see if I can find a good halloween activity prior to that.        Take them to one of the big-ass haunted houses the weekend before or something.
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« Reply #9 on: June 2, 2009, 09:16:26 AM »

Would you carry a friend's big balls for him?

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« Reply #10 on: June 2, 2009, 09:17:06 AM »

..and I might need to take the high road.    encourage them to trick or treat in their new neighborhood.    lock in with the local kids.    that kinda thing.

sorry.. i'm thinking out loud.   this is new to me, and doesn't feel super good so far.
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« Reply #11 on: June 2, 2009, 09:18:14 AM »

The dad thing is first, for sure.
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« Reply #12 on: June 2, 2009, 09:19:12 AM »

(fingers crossed....also,  scouring internets with fine-toothed comb for super bad ass pre-halloween halloween events for young lads with high standards of entertainment...)
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« Reply #13 on: June 2, 2009, 09:19:31 AM »

so last night i was working a show with jeffrey lewis and the junkyard...he was talking about how he felt sick in the van and fell asleep.  He woke up and had on elasticless socks and didnt tie his shoes and went to the bathroom at a gas station and proceeded to get his socks and shoe strings soaked in piss.  i said you need socks on yer rider, the grifters did it, and this young dude in the audience goes "your old if you like the grifters" had to choke back the fuck off...dude was rocking the worst goatee ive ever seen but i kept my comments to meself

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« Reply #14 on: June 2, 2009, 09:22:50 AM »

Have we talked about the odd thing that happens when you go to Google.com and begin a search with "I am extremely"?

(Hint: see if one of the suggested searches sticks out.)



It seems to work for just "I am" now, too.

extremely afraid of chinese people , WTF?
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