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« on: May 29, 2009, 07:58:17 AM »
30 minutes into Drag Me to Hell

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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2009, 08:35:51 AM »
This should go into the comics section I know...but it is TOO IMPORTANT, TOO HUGE to be shuffled off and hidden....

ARCHIE IS GOING MARRY THAT RICH BITCH VERONICA LODGE!  CAN NOT HAPPEN!  IT CAN NOT HAPPEN!  Seriously, what about poor Betty.  Believe me, I have been in Archie's shoes.  I know what it is like to succumb to the lust that is driven by the jet black hair, but do you think Ronnie is going to be that great in bed?!  NO WAY!!  Betty is so crazy over Archie - - you know a chick like that is going to do ANYTHING you want to do....ANYTHING!  Front, back, in between...golden shower.  WHATEVER!  ITS ON!  Veronica Lodge is just going to lay there while you go to town.  That won't be bad at first, but after a while...MOVE A LITTLE, RONNIE! 

Seriously...if I start a MyFace Page petition or something, will you sign it?
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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2009, 08:37:27 AM »
Remember this? Drawbacks of this plan: wildly varying force of poop. Today, he shot shit 4 and a half feet, off his changing table, across his room and into the bottom of his closet. Is it wrong that I'm proud?
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2009, 08:50:46 AM »
Quote from: matthew on May 28, 2009, 08:54:55 PM
My life thus far...thirty-one years of (feeling like) this:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/W8YYGvpfIJI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/W8YYGvpfIJI</a>

Poor kid!  It's cruel to just stand there filming him instead of showing how to do it.   
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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2009, 08:55:26 AM »
Quote from: JET on May 29, 2009, 08:35:51 AM
This should go into the comics section I know...but it is TOO IMPORTANT, TOO HUGE to be shuffled off and hidden....

ARCHIE IS GOING MARRY THAT RICH BITCH VERONICA LODGE!  CAN NOT HAPPEN!  IT CAN NOT HAPPEN!  Seriously, what about poor Betty.  Believe me, I have been in Archie's shoes.  I know what it is like to succumb to the lust that is driven by the jet black hair, but do you think Ronnie is going to be that great in bed?!  NO WAY!!  Betty is so crazy over Archie - - you know a chick like that is going to do ANYTHING you want to do....ANYTHING!  Front, back, in between...golden shower.  WHATEVER!  ITS ON!  Veronica Lodge is just going to lay there while you go to town.  That won't be bad at first, but after a while...MOVE A LITTLE, RONNIE! 

Seriously...if I start a MyFace Page petition or something, will you sign it?




Sure! 
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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2009, 08:57:06 AM »
Quote from: The Joke Murderer on May 29, 2009, 08:50:46 AM
Quote from: matthew on May 28, 2009, 08:54:55 PM
My life thus far...thirty-one years of (feeling like) this:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/W8YYGvpfIJI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/W8YYGvpfIJI</a>

Poor kid!  It's cruel to just stand there filming him instead of showing how to do it.   

M______ said the same thing.
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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2009, 09:25:39 AM »
yeah, Veronica is slutty but I bet she's a cold fish in the sack..
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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2009, 09:54:35 AM »
Quote from: Jacques Oz on May 29, 2009, 08:37:27 AM
Remember this? Drawbacks of this plan: wildly varying force of poop. Today, he shot shit 4 and a half feet, off his changing table, across his room and into the bottom of his closet. Is it wrong that I'm proud?

you can be as proud as you want.  you're the one that has to clean it up.

(i suggest hosting a contest.  find a sponsor, (gerber, pampers, etc) who will donate a prize and send out a press release.  it'll be like the jumping frogs of calaveras county.  except it will be shitting babies.  instead of filling up the little dudes with lead pellets,  spike their bottles with cheese and pasta.)
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2009, 09:59:39 AM »
Quote from: Jacques Oz on May 29, 2009, 07:58:17 AM
30 minutes into Drag Me to Hell

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unfortunately for eric (or anyone else going to see UP this weekend),  you're just gonna have to hold it. nary a dull moment.
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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2009, 10:22:20 AM »
Matt's birthday is today, innit? 

Happy birthday, Matt!
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2009, 10:30:46 AM »
Quote from: The Joke Murderer on May 29, 2009, 10:22:20 AM
Matt's birthday is today, innit? 

Happy birthday, Matt!


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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2009, 10:41:27 AM »
just a coincidence that he's making the universal symbol for "vagina"  in this picture?
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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2009, 11:16:56 AM »
first teaser trailer for Toy Story 3
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« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2009, 11:32:58 AM »
Quote from: JET on May 29, 2009, 08:35:51 AM
This should go into the comics section I know...but it is TOO IMPORTANT, TOO HUGE to be shuffled off and hidden....

ARCHIE IS GOING MARRY THAT RICH BITCH VERONICA LODGE!  CAN NOT HAPPEN!  IT CAN NOT HAPPEN!  Seriously, what about poor Betty.  Believe me, I have been in Archie's shoes.  I know what it is like to succumb to the lust that is driven by the jet black hair, but do you think Ronnie is going to be that great in bed?!  NO WAY!!  Betty is so crazy over Archie - - you know a chick like that is going to do ANYTHING you want to do....ANYTHING!  Front, back, in between...golden shower.  WHATEVER!  ITS ON!  Veronica Lodge is just going to lay there while you go to town.  That won't be bad at first, but after a while...MOVE A LITTLE, RONNIE! 

Seriously...if I start a MyFace Page petition or something, will you sign it?




How did you find out?  I thought this was a closely guarded secret!     You got people on the inside?
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« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2009, 11:38:25 AM »
Quote from: Tripp on May 29, 2009, 11:16:56 AM
first teaser trailer for Toy Story 3

aw.     The 2nd one was pretty good, but I prefer when Pixar just starts a whole world from scratch with each movie.   
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