now don't get physical. you've already had it!

[captqitn]

anybody ever heard of "rinding" before? kinda gross.

I only knew the other kind of rinding:

"Sexual practise in which the female swallows a piece of bacon rind which is threaded onto a piece of string so that at the point of ejaculation for the man, he can pull the rind out of her throat causing her to gag and her abdominal muscles to constrict, squeezing his penis"

Seriously, fucking, gagging, AND bacon?!?     Somebody was thinkin.

[Doctor Rock]

anybody ever heard of "rinding" before? kinda gross.

Let me get this straight: they rip-off a sliver of skin, and then they let it scar... Ugh!  Anything for a little excitement, eh? 

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I like to wrap my cock with bacon. Then while she's sucking it I squeeze orange juice between her thighs and grind coffee beans on her toenails. If things get hott enough I poach an egg on her asshole.

[Bizarro]

anybody ever heard of "rinding" before? kinda gross.

In about 30 years, there're going to be a lot of aging tramps with weird scars, distended tattoos, and floppy earlobes with big stupid holes in them.

[bebopbalogna]

anybody ever heard of "rinding" before? kinda gross.

I only knew the other kind of rinding:

"Sexual practise in which the female swallows a piece of bacon rind which is threaded onto a piece of string so that at the point of ejaculation for the man, he can pull the rind out of her throat causing her to gag and her abdominal muscles to constrict, squeezing his penis"

Seriously, fucking, gagging, AND bacon?!?     Somebody was thinkin.

ewwww.  kinda reminds me of another cheap slasher flick from the early eighties (i wanna say the toolbox murders, but i don't think that's right)  anyways, the killer is raping some chick from behind, and right as he's about to squirt, he slashes her throat ear to ear, causing her to gag and her abdominal muscles to constrict, squeezing his penis.

[bebopbalogna]

If things get hott enough I poach an egg on her asshole.

breakfast in bed!

[Bizarro]

Rinding, donkey punching... didn't anybody ever think of just having the girl do Kegel exercises and take care of it in a friendly way? Why does it always have to be rough stuff? You never hear women talking about shoving a hot curling iron up a guy's ass during sex to help her get her rocks off.

[bebopbalogna]

In about 30 years, there're going to be a lot of aging tramps with weird scars, distended tattoos, and floppy earlobes with big stupid holes in them.

seriously.  it's gonna be baaaaaaaaaad.  i mean  b-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ad


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[bebopbalogna]

You never hear women talking about shoving a hot curling iron up a guy's ass during sex to help her get her rocks off.

her rocks off?  that's what i do to get my rocks off!!

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Hmmm the curling iron would definitely fry the egg.

[Bizarro]

I you guys.

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You can't go an hour without hearing this song in Chicago right now. It's "Chelsea Dagger" by The Fratellis and the Blackhawks play it every time they score. That isn't happening as much as we'd like (the Blackhawks are down 0-2 vs. the Red Wings in this round of the playoffs), but this city is still very excited.

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[Doctor Rock]

I like to wrap my cock with bacon. Then while she's sucking it I squeeze orange juice between her thighs and grind coffee beans on her toenails. If things get hott enough I poach an egg on her asshole.

That seems a bit awkward to perform.  

[Bizarro]

I like to wrap my cock with bacon. Then while she's sucking it I squeeze orange juice between her thighs and grind coffee beans on her toenails. If things get hott enough I poach an egg on her asshole.

That seems a bit awkward to perform.  

No not at all!

Show 'im, Kurt.

[Doctor Rock]

Rinding, donkey punching... didn't anybody ever think of just having the girl do Kegel exercises and take care of it in a friendly way? Why does it always have to be rough stuff? You never hear women talking about shoving a hot curling iron up a guy's ass during sex to help her get her rocks off.

What is mysoginy, Alex.    

[Doctor Rock]

I like to wrap my cock with bacon. Then while she's sucking it I squeeze orange juice between her thighs and grind coffee beans on her toenails. If things get hott enough I poach an egg on her asshole.

That seems a bit awkward to perform.  

No not at all!

Show 'im, Kurt.

Uhh, I'll take your word for it.