my friend kamal attends a naan-denominational church

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

You're the movie in my dreams.
I want to see you big on a silver screen.

[captqitn]

cucumbers. cu-cucumbers. ca-ca-ca-cabbages

Are you m- m- making fun of m- m- m- me??

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Hardly gay camp for nothing,
Sword-and-sandal epics cannot help but teeter
On the brink of one thing,
And Troy, a grim and serious bleater,

Embraces both the clichés and the beefcake.
The fetishistic regard for armor dressing
May have come straight from the queef quake,
But the treatment we get of Brad Pitt's pressing

Sweaty torso and blithely undraped ass
Is pure Marlene Dietrich–via–von Hindengas.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Pardon my prosidy (or lack of).

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

the prince references are gettin' thick up in here.

You belong to Prince.
That doesn't make much sense.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Are you m- m- making fun of m- m- m- me??

O Captain! my Captain! our fearful Tripp is done;  
The ship has weather’d every rack, the knnnncch we sought is won;

[TheSTLKid]

Prince alone in the studio
It's two a.m. and all the girls are gone
The girls thought they were going to be able
To have sex with him
They wore their special underwear
Once the tracks were laid down
Prince's back turned around
Raspberry headphones on his head
On his ears

Prince alone in the studio
It's three a.m.
Prince hasn't eaten in eighteen hours
Dinner's burned on the stove
But Prince, he doesn't even know

Prince alone in the studio
It's four a.m.
And he finally gets that guitar track right
And it's better than anything any girl could ever give him
Because Prince is alone
Prince is alone
Oh Prince, you are so alone

And when it's all complete
He feels like a hunter on the street
And when it's all complete
He feels like a hunter on the street

[regular tom]

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[78 RPM]

congratulations, i'm sorry

i just finished having left-overs from Haveli Cuisine of India or i would butt in on this Pho Hoa Binh thing and offer to come instead of tripp

[Just Some Girl]

pppppppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Damn, my head feels real, real weird.

To quote the lovely Bamah, "That's a normal part of growing up. Y'all."

Oh, you meant your actual head.

(tugging at collar and grimacing uncomfortably)

[regular tom]

Wendy?  is that you?

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Hi, Just Some Girl.

We've been anxiously awaiting your first post and it was impressive: it contained a quote, an allusion, and a double entendre.

And you stuck the landing with a trademark captqitn ellipsis.

Can you do the Hamill Camel in your next post?

[regular tom]

(waiting for kurt to explain how his "ellipsis" manages to double as my "parenthetical aside")

[Tripp]

Sorry I missed lunch. I went home and took a nap.
Also i had to feed the chickens .

[brainfiber]

don't you mean "choke the chicken"