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Doctor Rock
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Talk like a German day!
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May 17, 2009, 11:52:06 PM »
Zo zee oter day, I vas valking down zee strasse, ja? Und I sneezed in front ov ein restaurant, und dey served me zoup!
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Re: Talk like a German day!
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May 17, 2009, 11:52:39 PM »
Mein vater ist vrom Frankfurt, und mein moter ist from Hamburg, zo Ich bin the zon ov ein hamburger und ein frankfurter! Ach!
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Re: Talk like a German day!
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Zo, who vants to ride mit mein mobilette? Warum! Warum!
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Re: Talk like a German day!
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May 18, 2009, 12:06:25 AM »
Talk like a German Day?
NEIN!
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Re: Talk like a German day!
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May 18, 2009, 12:06:56 AM »
Er, wait... I can do better.
Talk Like a German Day?
Let's go take over the neighboring Polish board...
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Re: Talk like a German day!
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May 18, 2009, 12:07:14 AM »
Yah, I got nutting.
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Re: Talk like a German day!
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May 18, 2009, 06:16:43 AM »
Pancakes & Bikinis.
And zen.
http://www.youtube.com/v/w1QmlJqy3ME
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Re: Talk like a German day!
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May 18, 2009, 08:18:12 AM »
Q: According to Sigmund Freud, vat koms between fear und sex?
A: Fünf!
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Re: Talk like a German day!
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May 18, 2009, 08:22:02 AM »
Vas?
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Re: Talk like a German day!
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May 18, 2009, 08:25:48 AM »
Ach, Herr Professor ov Puns doesn't underrstand mein pun! Ich habe surpassed zee master! Ich bin zee punissuerübermensch!
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May 18, 2009, 09:03:59 AM »
Earthquakes in California AND Virginia this weekend..
still none in mempho thankfully..
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Sabamah
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Re: Talk like a German day!
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May 18, 2009, 09:41:14 AM »
...yet.
i was convinced that the big one would hit this weekend, as i stood on the second floor of one of those wobbly bbq fest booths right on the riverfront. i told myself at least it would be an ultra terrifying death, and not like a totally pussyfied death.
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May 18, 2009, 09:59:35 AM »
and you would've died covered in BBQ sauce maybe.
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May 18, 2009, 10:07:15 AM »
impaled by a rib.
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May 18, 2009, 10:17:05 AM »
One of those teams needs to BBQ a whole human body..
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