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« on: May 17, 2009, 11:52:06 PM »

Zo zee oter day, I vas valking down zee strasse, ja?  Und I sneezed in front ov ein restaurant, und dey served me zoup! 
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« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2009, 11:52:39 PM »

Mein vater ist vrom Frankfurt, und mein moter ist from Hamburg, zo Ich bin the zon ov ein hamburger und ein frankfurter!  Ach!
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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2009, 11:53:02 PM »

Zo, who vants to ride mit mein mobilette?  Warum! Warum!
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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2009, 12:06:25 AM »

Talk like a German Day?

NEIN!
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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2009, 12:06:56 AM »

Er, wait... I can do better.

Talk Like a German Day?

Let's go take over the neighboring Polish board...
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« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2009, 12:07:14 AM »

Yah, I got nutting.
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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2009, 06:16:43 AM »

Pancakes & Bikinis.

And zen.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/w1QmlJqy3ME" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/w1QmlJqy3ME</a>
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« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2009, 08:18:12 AM »

Q: According to Sigmund Freud, vat koms between fear und sex?
  













 A: Fünf!
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« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2009, 08:22:02 AM »

Vas?
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« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2009, 08:25:48 AM »

Ach, Herr Professor ov Puns doesn't underrstand mein pun!  Ich habe surpassed zee master!  Ich bin zee punissuerübermensch! 
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« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2009, 09:03:59 AM »

Earthquakes in California AND Virginia this weekend..

still none in mempho thankfully..
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« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2009, 09:41:14 AM »

...yet.    Undecided


i was convinced that the big one would hit this weekend, as i stood on the second floor of one of those wobbly bbq fest booths right on the riverfront. i told myself at least it would be an ultra terrifying death, and not like a totally pussyfied death.
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« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2009, 09:59:35 AM »

and you would've died covered in BBQ sauce maybe.
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« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2009, 10:07:15 AM »

impaled by a rib.
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« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2009, 10:17:05 AM »

One of those teams needs to BBQ a whole human body..
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