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« on: May 12, 2009, 08:30:33 AM »

And another thing that bothered me: two product placements.  On a Star Trek movie!   mr. disappointment
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« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2009, 08:34:27 AM »

Why do you act surprised?
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« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2009, 08:36:38 AM »

Simon's new nickname in the house is "Cap in gura" (Cahp uhn GOO-ruh). You know the English fightin' words "I'll put my foot in your ass"? It's more or less used the same way. It's Romanian for "head in mouth" and is basically used to say "I'll smash your face with my head." We're calling Simon that because his attempts to hold his head up keep ending badly while people are holding him. He just sort of runs out of neck strength and his head goes crashing forward suddenly. He just busted M______'s lip. She's laughing, though, so it's still funny.

He had his two month checkup yesterday and the doctor assures us he is of extremely good length, weight, proportion, muscle tone, and physical ability... for a four month old. The boy is healthy as a horse and not at all overweight. Son is just BIG. He's experimenting with crawling now, too. We're stupidly proud.
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« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2009, 08:37:27 AM »

Why do you act surprised?

Well, I'm not, really.  But it still pisses me off.  
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« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2009, 08:40:53 AM »

Simon's new nickname in the house is "Cap in gura" (Cahp uhn GOO-ruh). You know the English fightin' words "I'll put my foot in your ass"? It's more or less used the same way. It's Romanian for "head in mouth" and is basically used to say "I'll smash your face with my head." We're calling Simon that because his attempts to hold his head up keep ending badly while people are holding him. He just sort of runs out of neck strength and his head goes crashing forward suddenly. He just busted M______'s lip. She's laughing, though, so it's still funny.

He had his two month checkup yesterday and the doctor assures us he is of extremely good length, weight, proportion, muscle tone, and physical ability... for a four month old. The boy is healthy as a horse and not at all overweight. Son is just BIG. He's experimenting with crawling now, too. We're stupidly proud.

Good to hear!  You gonna nickname him Cap? 

We call Sophie "Phinou" (sounds like phinoo).  It started with Sophinou, which is a way of saying little Shophie, and then it got shortened to Phinou. 
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« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2009, 08:48:13 AM »

He has a lot of nicknames already. If there's one thing Hungarians like, it's pet names for kids.

So far (spelling approximated phonetically):
Matzko (teddy bear)
Dragochep (little drop)
Simonca (little Simon)
Baba/Bubba (it just means "baby" but I like calling him this as though it's a hillbilly name)
Malatzka (piglet)
Gyungy (pearl... because he's precious, apparently; also more or less a homonym for "more handsome than handsome")
Cheelok (star)
Tsutsuca (this is justmeaningless baby talk)
Bogalta (little bug)
Mamanocamindensheg (Mama's everything)

And those are just the ones I can think of today. He's going to grow up with no idea what his name is.

Side story: my dad is a fraternal twin. He and his sister were 2 1/2 years old before they realized they had separate names. They thought they were "PattyBobby."
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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2009, 08:50:03 AM »

hee.  yeah those big ol babies heads take a lot of strength to keep up.   I remember gettin bashed a few times.


hmm... I don't think using "I'm gonna put your head in my mouth!" would have the correct affect here.

But heck, it might lead to a new friendship?
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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2009, 08:53:22 AM »

waaaaahhhh....   I want Terminator to be good.     I feel my dreams falling apart.   I was 13 in 1984.  THIS MOVIE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR ME!!!


Thank god that UP comes out one week later, I only have to hate moviemakers for a week.
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« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2009, 08:53:48 AM »

First time Phinou got her head up, I got all chocked up.  It was the cutest, most heart warming thing!  
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« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2009, 09:00:51 AM »

First time Phinou got her head up, I got all chocked up.  It was the cutest, most heart warming thing!  

stay on topic, dan.  this is negativity tuesday.  you make me smile one more time, i'm gonna put my head in your mouth.
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« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2009, 09:05:02 AM »

This kid will show you how it's done:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/bUD3vEjhk10" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/bUD3vEjhk10</a>
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« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2009, 09:46:10 AM »

Clearly we are in the Kidzone today.

Here's a song that Aaron and Eli and their respective girlfriends, Anabel and Sabine wrote and recorded on Sunday.

Podcast

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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2009, 09:48:37 AM »

YAY! He used the mp3 tag!

And yay! Kidzone music!
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2009, 10:31:48 AM »

What were the 2 product placements in Star Trek?
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2009, 10:33:55 AM »

 

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