The Owners Manual for the Human Mind

[Bizarro]

Published 59 years ago today. Though I first remember it from this ad:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/LmFXfQbZRII" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/LmFXfQbZRII</a>

I like the part where the lady says "Now I feel great about myself" and it is immediately followed by a loud explosion and ominous music.

[Bizarro]

I like this ad better:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/9hpCJpIKgPc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/9hpCJpIKgPc</a>

[Bizarro]

Notice how the phony new member requests went away? Moving all of the download links was the way to go, I think.

[Doctor Rock]

Poor things!  What's a parasite to so? 

[bebopbalogna]

Poor things!  What's a parasite to so? 

a needle pulling thread?

[Tripp]

did you ever have an old friend that wanted to reconnect but you didn't? 

[Tripp]

because I have an old friend here in town who's been trying to reconnect.  I think mainly because he wants to share his excitement about the new Star Trek movie with an old goober friend (me)

[full blown possession]

did you ever have an old friend that wanted to reconnect but you didn't? 

yes, weird and kind of awkward but i was honest

[full blown possession]

Good morning, i feel like a musket ball went thru my stomach...only 3 margaritas

my days of drinking are over for now...cause i am in pain, but who's fault, mine, mine mine

hey i know some of you know tripp's buddy ill ease check her oot today

check out ill ease on http://www.resonancefm.com on Wed., May 6, 2009 7-8pm london, 2-3pm East Coast

[Doctor Rock]

Why don't you want to "reconnect", Tripp?  I think that's the key.  If it's just because he's a mild bore, pff, maybe it's worth it to put up with him.  But if it's because he's a complete idiot, someone you have decided you don't like, well, screw him.  

Personally, if burn a bridge, the bridge stays burned.  

[full blown possession]

hey sav, when is your next play?

i figure i drive all over hell's half acre following bands and music, i ought to check oot one of your plays


you know how i tell  you peeps things before i really tell anyone else...

me and some other people got laid off of pfork, all of the backstage managers/artist hospitality, 3, including me plus others.  been told there might be another position but not likely...i can get free tix though but i think i would be sad not being part of it and watching my friends work.  i really get a charge making music happen...it kind of knocked me down because working that makes my heart beat but i guess i will have to find something else to get charged aboot

oh well that is off my big ass chest

[bebopbalogna]

Why don't you want to "reconnect", Tripp?  I think that's the key.  If it's just because he's a mild bore, pff, maybe it's worth it to put up with him.  But if it's because he's a complete idiot, someone you have decided you don't like, well, screw him.  

Personally, if burn a bridge, the bridge stays burned.  

did you see chuck and buck?  

[bebopbalogna]

hey sav, when is your next play?

i figure i drive all over hell's half acre following bands and music, i ought to check oot one of your plays


you know how i tell  you peeps things before i really tell anyone else...

me and some other people got laid off of pfork, all of the backstage managers/artist hospitality, 3, including me plus others.  been told there might be another position but not likely...i can get free tix though but i think i would be sad not being part of it and watching my friends work.  i really get a charge making music happen...it kind of knocked me down because working that makes my heart beat but i guess i will have to find something else to get charged aboot

oh well that is off my big ass chest

take the free tickets...check out the bands you like,  and maybe offer to volunteer on a few of the other sets, especially if you have friends there. if they don't want the free, experienced help....fuck em.  enjoy the show.

[full blown possession]

where's professor p spinnin the bitchin tunes

p been to the pretenders frontwoman's vegan restaurant

i cunt spell her name so im not

[full blown possession]

so i havent seen the movie,

what is the movie where the guy gets in his car and starts driving and never comes back?  capn told me aboot it

oh ive gotten on my knees and i have rugburns from offering to volunteer etc for pitchfork, we'll see how i feel in july, i think i am going to contact my other laid off friends and see if they are going.  networking does work