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« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2009, 09:24:25 AM »
"Nobody's Faulting but Mine" "Sedimental Journey" "Terrain in Vain"....it's a really long album.
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« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2009, 09:24:39 AM »
yep.. So glad that baseball season has started, it makes it easy to ignore the NBA and NHL.
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« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2009, 09:29:35 AM »
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yep.. So glad that baseball season has started, it makes it easy to ignore the NBA and NHL.
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« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2009, 09:31:56 AM »
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and he was featured on olbermann tonight.  now he's got his own blog and is a youtube hero

aw dang... I thought you meant the dude with the BROWNEST SIGN on the block became a media darling.   That woulda ruled.




or this guy...
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« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2009, 09:35:06 AM »
Quote from: matthew on April 17, 2009, 09:23:20 AM
Okay, but what about the mouse?

Something was moving up the floorboard near the radiator...and it was about as big as mouse...at first I thought it was a leaf that had blown into the apartment, but then I realized the screen was closed. I reached for my glasses and whatever it was turned around and headed back in the direction it came.



man. is that really an uncommon sight in canadia? we call them rats down here.  and they're bigger than a kaiser roll!
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« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2009, 09:36:34 AM »
Give the mouse cheese.
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« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2009, 09:43:44 AM »
Shit, I almost had him. Well, I did have him (trapped under a tupperware container), but when I attempted to flip over the bowl he squeezed through the tiny space afforded him and he scrambled.

If was comfortable hurting the thing I would have simply applied pressure when he poked his head out the side, but I couldn't.

Also, it's the cutest little thing... tiny.


And no, vermin are not uncommon here, but this is the first I have seen in her apartment.
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
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« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2009, 09:45:20 AM »
cute vermin
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« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2009, 09:46:00 AM »
Quote from: matthew on April 17, 2009, 09:11:20 AM
er...I think I just saw a mouse in my girlfriend's apartment....

uh oh

Um...yeah, I distinctly remember the "Make me one with everything" joke being told on the playground of my elementary school.

Yeah, it's an oldie, but see, I'm using it in a different context here.  But you can murder my jokes if you want.  I mean, who am I to complain, eh?    
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« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2009, 09:47:20 AM »
yeah, they like cheese. and peanut butter (not intended as a lattice.  it's true)   i'm not a big fan of the mouse traps. just brutal.  i tried the sticky pad things where they get stuck, but they sit there and squirm and squeal and it seems like worse torture than the traps. i've settled on the d-con pellets. i just open a box and put em in my attic and i never see the mice/rats anymore.  don't know if it's any more/less humane but it's better than having to watch it....
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« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2009, 09:48:10 AM »
Quote from: matthew on April 17, 2009, 09:23:20 AM
Okay, but what about the mouse?

Something was moving up the floorboard near the radiator...and it was about as big as mouse...at first I thought it was a leaf that had blown into the apartment, but then I realized the screen was closed. I reached for my glasses and whatever it was turned around and headed back in the direction it came.


You sure it wasn't just a really big 'roach?  
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« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2009, 09:53:12 AM »
No, it was not a roach. It appeared to be a field mouse or vole.
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
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« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2009, 09:54:48 AM »
Quote from: The Joke Murderer on April 17, 2009, 09:48:10 AM

You sure it wasn't just a really big 'roach?  

Is that code?
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« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2009, 09:57:15 AM »
Here's a picture of the cute mouse Matt is trying to kill.
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« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2009, 10:03:38 AM »
awwww... ok, I couldn't crush his head either.


hey, lil feller!!!   (waving back)
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