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« on: April 17, 2009, 08:33:12 AM »
I've been listening to a band called The Sound Of One Hand Clapping. Kurt recommended them to me.

Their first record is called "One note of Zen", and it's great!  Their second is "Doin' All We Koan".  It's not as good as the first, overall, but there's one song in it that I really love.  It's called "Zen Hot-Dog".

A Zen Master
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"Make me one with everything."
"Make me one with everything."
"Make me one with everything."

Brilliant lyrics! 
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« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2009, 08:46:40 AM »
that's an old joke.  but it went something like

Q:what did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

A: make me one with everything.

i always liked it too.     (but i still can't peanut butter my dick in your ass.)
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« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2009, 08:49:16 AM »
but i bet i could figger out a way to peanut butter it up in hers.....

 wacka wacka wacka!

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« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2009, 08:55:58 AM »
Quote from: bebopbalogna on April 17, 2009, 08:49:16 AM
but i bet i could figger out a way to peanut butter it up in hers.....

 wacka wacka wacka!





She died in 1993. 


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« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2009, 08:56:37 AM »
Slaughtered, right? 
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« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2009, 08:57:03 AM »
Dan, I wanted to thank you for introducing me to the music of Perry Lithon.  His album "Get the (geolo)Gist" is fantastic.  "Strata Confusion" "Rocks of Ages" "Neocatastrophic for the People" "Either/Ore"...I could list great tracks all day.
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« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2009, 08:59:27 AM »
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Dan, I wanted to thank you for introducing me to the music of Perry Lithon.  His album "Get the (geolo)Gist" is fantastic.  "Strata Confusion" "Rocks of Ages" "Neocatastrophic for the People" "Either/Ore"...I could list great tracks all day.

Yeah, my favourite song in that is probably "Babe, I'm Cummingtonite to see you." 
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« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2009, 09:11:20 AM »
er...I think I just saw a mouse in my girlfriend's apartment....

uh oh

Um...yeah, I distinctly remember the "Make me one with everything" joke being told on the playground of my elementary school.
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« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2009, 09:14:13 AM »
Who could forget "Thrust Faults (Despite Superposition)"?  That's a great duet with Maria Fold.

"Igneous Intrusions" "Facies of Death" "Ice Core Eye Sores"
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« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2009, 09:15:42 AM »
Quote from: matthew on April 17, 2009, 09:11:20 AM
Um...yeah, I distinctly remember the "Make me one with everything" joke being told on the playground of my elementary school.

i don't think i would've gotten that in elementary school.
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« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2009, 09:16:24 AM »
Quote from: Professor Pickles on April 17, 2009, 09:14:13 AM
Who could forget "Thrust Faults (Despite Superposition)"?  That's a great duet with Maria Fold.

"Igneous Intrusions" "Facies of Death" "Ice Core Eye Sores"

the soundtrack to my past two relationships.
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« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2009, 09:19:06 AM »
The person who told it didn't understand it, either. The joke was told with the wrong emphasis and the punchline was delivered as if the monk was ordering a hot dog with the entire cosmos on his hot dog.

Ah, grade 4.

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« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2009, 09:21:36 AM »
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and he was featured on olbermann tonight.  now he's got his own blog and is a youtube hero

aw dang... I thought you meant the dude with the BROWNEST SIGN on the block became a media darling.   That woulda ruled.
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« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2009, 09:23:20 AM »
Okay, but what about the mouse?

Something was moving up the floorboard near the radiator...and it was about as big as mouse...at first I thought it was a leaf that had blown into the apartment, but then I realized the screen was closed. I reached for my glasses and whatever it was turned around and headed back in the direction it came.
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