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« Reply #105 on: April 16, 2009, 11:59:36 PM »
Kurt: how about that Rick Ankiel? That's an amazing story: one of the best young lefties of his generation, lost the strike zone entirely then came back as an outfielder. He's pretty good, even.
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« Reply #106 on: April 17, 2009, 12:01:36 AM »
You gotta love Ankiel's story.  There was an article saying Dontrelle Willis should do the same thing since he also forgot how to pitch.
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« Reply #107 on: April 17, 2009, 12:07:38 AM »
Quote from: Jacques Oz on April 16, 2009, 11:56:21 PM
Anyone watch 30 Rock tonight? They gave Jenna all of the best lines.

(discussing ways top generate hype for her movie)
"Would a sex tape help? I've got a real weird one. It's night vision, and you can see his buddy is robbing me."


Yeah.

Sometimes she's just a one-line comedy blip/weirdo; other times, fucking Jane Krakowski makes me go, "Liz Lemon, who?"*







*sorry, Fey jack-off boys. Doesn't happen very often. Mostly, I'm all about the Lemon.
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« Reply #108 on: April 17, 2009, 12:08:37 AM »
(ignoring baseball stuff)

How 'bout that about-to-be-two-fucking-fucked-months-of-hockey-fucking-playoffs?

fuck.
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« Reply #109 on: April 17, 2009, 12:13:16 AM »
2 months of NBA playoffs!!!!!!!!

LeBron!  King James!  The championship is coming to Cleaveland!

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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/tyd4NPvzKQg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/tyd4NPvzKQg</a>
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« Reply #110 on: April 17, 2009, 12:23:29 AM »
OMG.

I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooo sick of the extended seasons of every fucking sport these days. Ugh. Thanks, global warming (and heated stadia or whatever the fuck).


I really do like watching some sports (even occasionally playing some of that shit...wait, lawn darts is a sport, right?). I just hate this artificial extension of every fucking season of every fucking league/team for the sake of advertising. And, let's face it, that (and general team "sponsorship") is the only reason this stuff goes on and on and on and on beyond what is reasonable for a given sports' season. Sixteen fucking teams in the NHL playoffs?!!!!??? Fuck the fuck off. That's now two months of rounds of bullshit. And I actually enjoy (some) hockey. Fuck.






I'll stop talking now.
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« Reply #111 on: April 17, 2009, 12:24:42 AM »
Sorry. I said a swear.
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« Reply #112 on: April 17, 2009, 12:26:05 AM »
You said a cuss.
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« Reply #113 on: April 17, 2009, 12:30:13 AM »
Tomato. Tomahto.

Ok, (cuss/swear), shutting this (cuss/swear) down now. Have a (cuss/swear) awesome night!
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« Reply #114 on: April 17, 2009, 12:35:31 AM »
I was just reiterating.
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« Reply #115 on: April 17, 2009, 12:35:49 AM »
I'm going to go fuck the fuck off to bed.
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