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« on: April 16, 2009, 08:37:11 AM »

Sorry to disappoint, pervs, it's not like a Dirty Sanchez or Cleaveland Steamer or anything.

(shrug) (  Undecided )



It just makes me giggle anyway, and I saw a reference in a newsletter item* about things men should never wear.

1. Sport Jerseys: They’re borderline acceptable at sporting events or in your basement; anywhere else screams “Sigma Pi Delta Rules!”

2. Speedos: Some call this skimpy swimsuit sexy, but that’s doubtful, even on European beaches. Stick to trunks.

3. Double denim: Wear jean jackets with caution - many tend to look feminine -  and never with jeans (see Tuxedo, Canadian)

4. Fur: Cruel to animals, and to women.

5. The Man Purse: Fashion designers have given this a real shot, but no over-the-shoulder carrier looks even half-hunky.

6. Capri Pants: You’re probably better off wearing the nine other items on this list.

7. Overalls: Never, unless you are a) in a boy band or b) a painter.

8. Sandals: If you’re not at the beach, ask yourself: Is showing us your feet helping your cause?

9. Pleated Pants: They’re outdated and bulky looking. Go with slim, flat-front pants.

10. Trucker Hats: Ashton Kutcher may have ruined this forever. But let's be clear: This has never worked.




*Newsletter item itself is not particularly funny. But still: Canadian Tuxedo? tee hee.
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« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2009, 08:37:46 AM »

I'm really just hoping this spurs another long discussion about man-dals again.

Here's my take on it: Just.Don't.Do.It.


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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2009, 08:45:06 AM »

Well, according to my local French language newspaper, our conservative government has decided, in their infinite wisdom, to cut something like $162 million from public funds dedicated to science. 

I really fucking hate them.  Worst government in living memory.   I am armed. Murder
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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2009, 08:55:10 AM »

Duh, that's because science isn't Christian-like. Duh.


I hate them, too. Harper and his cabinet are utterly despicable.
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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2009, 09:03:34 AM »

is it still a canadian tuxedo if you modify the jacket??

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« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2009, 09:04:32 AM »

That probably makes it even more of a Canadian tuxedo. Rock a demin, button-up shirt with it, too, and you're really stylin'.
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« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2009, 09:06:37 AM »

Duh, that's because science isn't Christian-like. Duh.


you obviously didn't make it to the fair...  which makes sense. your center of gravity dictates that you are better off at home lifting laundry baskets anyway.
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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2009, 09:07:13 AM »

My condolences, Tripp.  Get better soon, Ned.  
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« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2009, 09:07:38 AM »

That probably makes it even more of a Canadian tuxedo. Rock a demin, button-up shirt with it, too, and you're really stylin'.

well then shit.   i used to rock the cantux in 7th-8th grade.
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« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2009, 09:09:03 AM »

speaking of denim, anyone else read george will's column yesterday?

America's obsession with denim reflects deep disorders in the national psyche.
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3. Double denim: Wear jean jackets with caution - many tend to look feminine -  and never with jeans (see Tuxedo, Canadian)

*Newsletter item itself is not particularly funny. But still: Canadian Tuxedo? tee hee.

I wear my black denin jacket all the time, usually with a hoodie beneath and black jeans.  And I don't intend to change that, so fuck'em.   
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« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2009, 09:11:14 AM »

speaking of denim, anyone else read george will's column yesterday?

he just gets more and more conservatives...
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3. Double denim: Wear jean jackets with caution - many tend to look feminine -  and never with jeans (see Tuxedo, Canadian)

*Newsletter item itself is not particularly funny. But still: Canadian Tuxedo? tee hee.

I wear my black denin jacket all the time, usually with a hoodie beneath and black jeans.  And I don't intend to change that, so fuck'em.   



You obviously opted for the fancy tuxedo, all black...
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« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2009, 09:14:55 AM »

speaking of denim, anyone else read george will's column yesterday?

America's obsession with denim reflects deep disorders in the national psyche.


Right.  Sporting denim is high up on the list of problems afflicting america, you know?  Something must be done. 
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« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2009, 09:15:09 AM »

Duh, that's because science isn't Christian-like. Duh.


you obviously didn't make it to the fair...  which makes sense. your center of gravity dictates that you are better off at home lifting laundry baskets anyway.



Obviously.

Thanks for reminding me I have to do laundry today (after the drivers licence/health card renewal errands). Whee. 'S'later, y'all.
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