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« on: April 7, 2009, 04:24:58 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: April 7, 2009, 04:30:00 PM »
Ooh! Midday thread switch! Convention be damned!
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« Reply #2 on: April 7, 2009, 04:50:06 PM »
Quote from: Professor Pickles on April  7, 2009, 04:23:57 PM
I'm going to try gay sex first before I commit to gay marriage.

Too bad I'm taken.   wacka wacka wacka!
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« Reply #3 on: April 7, 2009, 04:51:56 PM »
Quote from: matthew on April  7, 2009, 04:48:54 PM
America is so behind the times, man, Afghanistan legalized rape-within-marriage already.

Praise Allah!  Our boys aren't dying in vain!
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« Reply #4 on: April 7, 2009, 07:37:01 PM »
Oh my god, that was so funny.    E____  (the 4 year old) has been demanding harder and harder rock for the past few weeks.    He had made his way up to ACDC lately which had him covered for a while.     But tonight he was all "no!!! HARDER!!!!"         So I put on Master of Puppets, and he totally flipped.    without prompts or asking anyones permission he turned off all the lights in the house, tore off his shirt and threw an apoplectic fit of moshing and air guitar.     I occasionally will headbang a little to zeppelin, but he was tapping into some astral Metal plane all his own.

So my question is, what comes next?   Whats the next harder, thrashier band?
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« Reply #5 on: April 7, 2009, 07:48:03 PM »
Your kid has peaked way to early, man. Maybe Fu Manchu or Nebula.
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« Reply #6 on: April 7, 2009, 09:23:17 PM »
Quote from: capt qitn on April  7, 2009, 07:37:01 PM
Oh my god, that was so funny.    E____  (the 4 year old) has been demanding harder and harder rock for the past few weeks.    He had made his way up to ACDC lately which had him covered for a while.     But tonight he was all "no!!! HARDER!!!!"         So I put on Master of Puppets, and he totally flipped.    without prompts or asking anyones permission he turned off all the lights in the house, tore off his shirt and threw an apoplectic fit of moshing and air guitar.     I occasionally will headbang a little to zeppelin, but he was tapping into some astral Metal plane all his own.

So my question is, what comes next?   Whats the next harder, thrashier band?

This is the best story I have heard in ages.
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« Reply #7 on: April 7, 2009, 09:30:44 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/qfETgK-iMPo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/qfETgK-iMPo</a> .
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« Reply #8 on: April 7, 2009, 10:34:03 PM »
Quote from: capt qitn on April  7, 2009, 07:37:01 PM
Oh my god, that was so funny.    E____  (the 4 year old) has been demanding harder and harder rock for the past few weeks.    He had made his way up to ACDC lately which had him covered for a while.     But tonight he was all "no!!! HARDER!!!!"         So I put on Master of Puppets, and he totally flipped.    without prompts or asking anyones permission he turned off all the lights in the house, tore off his shirt and threw an apoplectic fit of moshing and air guitar.     I occasionally will headbang a little to zeppelin, but he was tapping into some astral Metal plane all his own.

So my question is, what comes next?   Whats the next harder, thrashier band?

Slayer (if you wanna stay in that ball park)...
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« Reply #9 on: April 7, 2009, 10:41:28 PM »
These days, when I wanna bring out the heavy I listen to...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/tb0xkgE97b8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/tb0xkgE97b8</a>

'Cause, you know, everything is cooler in japanese.  Plus, I'm allergic to cookie monster vocals. 
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« Reply #10 on: April 7, 2009, 11:02:18 PM »
I agree with the Slayer choice.

Also: OMG, could that story make me die of cuteness more?


(As an aside, yo' baby mama posted a pic of "ESlice" with a Weakerthans shirt, which, while not that heavy, is certainly punk as fuck and I approve that message.)
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"Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life." (Dorothy Parker)
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« Reply #11 on: April 7, 2009, 11:04:14 PM »
Master of Puppets rocks pretty hard...but let's see if the hooks stick to him as well as AC/DC's.
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« Reply #12 on: April 7, 2009, 11:05:36 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: April 7, 2009, 11:11:14 PM »
My pops just had a hernia surgery today (a laparoscopy, so not as invasive or hard core as major incisions but still involving general anesthetic) and is so far doing just swell. I don't like to ask except when it's important, but wouldn't mind a couple PMAs lobbed in the direction of Hamilton, Ontario ...just for back-up.

It's LaRocca Surgery Week (not as cool as Shark Week, I admit), cuz my turn on Thursday, but I'll hit y'all with all that info tomorrow night ...when I'm not drinking/smoking/done eating well in advance, etc., etc., etc.


Oh, one thing I'll say... last week, had to do pre-op blood work blah blah blah and have a consultation with the surgeon (who's v. cool, btw) and she gave me my 'scripts in advance so I could fill 'em before I'm all hopped up on the goofballs on Thursday, and she's like, [actual dialogue ensues] "I'm going to give you Tramaset. It's like all the pain relief of Percoset, but without that high feeling." Me (laughing): "What's the point of that?" Dr. Liu, "I know, right?"

But she still didn't sign me up for the Percs.

(possible ok-with-it face)
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« Reply #14 on: April 7, 2009, 11:14:44 PM »
BTW, didn't say any of that to be dramatic or self-serving. I just wanted to say "LaRocca Surgery Week." If I could've figured out something for LaRocca Shark Week, I surely would have.
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