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« Reply #45 on: March 17, 2009, 11:51:42 AM »

(impressed, considers giving alms* to brainfiber)




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« Reply #46 on: March 17, 2009, 12:30:40 PM »

i figure they're would be two choices...you could go with your basic PMA belief...or you could just go with the "Add-on" package to supplement your current religious beliefs (floor mats would still be extra).

And then there could be Iphone PMA apps...facebook PMA apps.

It would be a business...uh I mean Religion...based on beliefs and faith...who can question that?
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« Reply #47 on: March 17, 2009, 12:49:03 PM »

May I suggest selling offering indulgences to generous souls?
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« Reply #48 on: March 17, 2009, 01:06:24 PM »

When you said "fundage" I thought you said "from unda cheese"
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« Reply #49 on: March 17, 2009, 01:13:13 PM »

Yeah, just what the world needs... Yet another religion.   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #50 on: March 17, 2009, 01:26:50 PM »

Talking of the devil...

Science minister's coyness on evolution worries researchers

Oy for fucks sake!  Our tory appointed Minister of State for Science and Technology is a closet creationist. 
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« Reply #51 on: March 17, 2009, 01:32:31 PM »

And to add insult to injury, this intellectual giant used to be a chiropractor.   Harper appointed a chiropractor as minister of Science.
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« Reply #52 on: March 17, 2009, 02:41:59 PM »

Sorry to hear aboot the layoff, brain.

Me, I was back to work today. Mi chel and Sa bine are gone, Na omi is leaving on pregnancy leave in a week or so, Lor raine is also leaving soon, Ol ga is 16 months pregnant, we have three new employees + a new grocery manager who is taking over from Mi chel and Na omi, and a former employee in to help the smooth the ride.

I now wear glasses and I was told I look like the guy from Half Life and some guy named Dallas Green (from Alexis on Fire):





One of our new employees is a bit of a ...fruit bat? As I encountered my coworkers one by one in the halls and the backrooms and warehouse each, once past the formalities of "How are you feeling now? Better?", wasted little before asking, "Have you met Frank yet?" It turns out he is a bit of an 'oddball' (similar to the tinfoilt hat type), and after meeting him I can comfortably classify him as our Garreth. Socially awkward but talkative and intrusive, his conversation taking unpredictable tangents unrelated to whatever was originally being discussed.

example: I witnessed him ask a fellow coworker about a tattoo on his arm:

"Is that a skull?"


"Yeah" (lifts t-shirt sleeve to reveal entire skull)

"Hmm. I don't think they would go for that back home."

"Back home?"

"Germany."

"Oh, you're German? I didn't know that."

(hesitating) "Uh...well, descended from."

(uncomfortable) "Oh."

"Yeah, I don't think after six million dead they would see that the same way you do."


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Apparently a week ago or so he ended up talking to Kir k about soccer as they walked into the back of the store.

"So, you must know how to roll."

"Huh?"

"Roll. You have to roll, right?"

"Roll? You don't have to roll in soccer."

"Sure you do."

And then suddenly Frank did what was described as a full "ninja roll" in the hallway to the back warehouse, scaring the shit out of Kir k.

This is Frank wrestling a bear.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSu9J0sRhVs

Yes, that is actually my coworker.


um, oh yeah...

He also believes in the Chemtrail conspiracy theory nonsense and that the government is spraying us regularly to prevent our consciousness from being elevated as we move through a photon belt as we reach the end of the cycle of the Meso-american long count calendar.

I actually overheard him talking about this on the phone to someone today:

"I am telling you, you will be able to see Churches in the Sky and Synagogues in the Sky...the government doesn't want you to..." and I missed the last bit.
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
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« Reply #53 on: March 17, 2009, 02:52:36 PM »

Jeff, you might find this interesting:

Online Monoculture and the End of the Niche
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« Reply #54 on: March 17, 2009, 02:57:50 PM »

Sorry to hear aboot the layoff, brain.

Me, I was back to work today. Mi chel and Sa bine are gone, Na omi is leaving on pregnancy leave in a week or so, Lor raine is also leaving soon, Ol ga is 16 months pregnant, we have three new employees + a new grocery manager who is taking over from Mi chel and Na omi, and a former employee in to help the smooth the ride.

I now wear glasses and I was told I look like the guy from Half Life and some guy named Dallas Green (from Alexis on Fire):





One of our new employees is a bit of a ...fruit bat? As I encountered my coworkers one by one in the halls and the backrooms and warehouse each, once past the formalities of "How are you feeling now? Better?", wasted little before asking, "Have you met Frank yet?" It turns out he is a bit of an 'oddball' (similar to the tinfoilt hat type), and after meeting him I can comfortably classify him as our Garreth. Socially awkward but talkative and intrusive, his conversation taking unpredictable tangents unrelated to whatever was originally being discussed.

example: I witnessed him ask a fellow coworker about a tattoo on his arm:

"Is that a skull?"


"Yeah" (lifts t-shirt sleeve to reveal entire skull)

"Hmm. I don't think they would go for that back home."

"Back home?"

"Germany."

"Oh, you're German? I didn't know that."

(hesitating) "Uh...well, descended from."

(uncomfortable) "Oh."

"Yeah, I don't think after six million dead they would see that the same way you do."


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Apparently a week ago or so he ended up talking to Kir k about soccer as they walked into the back of the store.

"So, you must know how to roll."

"Huh?"

"Roll. You have to roll, right?"

"Roll? You don't have to roll in soccer."

"Sure you do."

And then suddenly Frank did what was described as a full "ninja roll" in the hallway to the back warehouse, scaring the shit out of Kir k.

This is Frank wrestling a bear.

Code:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSu9J0sRhVs

Yes, that is actually my coworker.


um, oh yeah...

He also believes in the Chemtrail conspiracy theory nonsense and that the government is spraying us regularly to prevent our consciousness from being elevated as we move through a photon belt as we reach the end of the cycle of the Meso-american long count calendar.

I actually overheard him talking about this on the phone to someone today:

"I am telling you, you will be able to see Churches in the Sky and Synagogues in the Sky...the government doesn't want you to..." and I missed the last bit.

So, what's your problem with this guy?  He sounds AWESOME!
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« Reply #55 on: March 17, 2009, 03:01:59 PM »

Every village needs one. 
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« Reply #56 on: March 17, 2009, 03:13:09 PM »

Dear Lord!  Matt bought dark framed hipster glasses!  What's next?  A bed-head and tight jeans? 
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« Reply #57 on: March 17, 2009, 03:14:04 PM »

Sending megaPMA juju to Brainfiber.
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« Reply #58 on: March 17, 2009, 03:14:53 PM »

Jeff, you might find this interesting:

Online Monoculture and the End of the Niche

That is interesting reading. It will take me a while to get a feel for those numbers, but I am glad you passed on the link.
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« Reply #59 on: March 17, 2009, 03:29:50 PM »

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