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« on: March 6, 2009, 06:58:10 AM »

...we mortal men and women fall very easily into despair.

Today is significant because it's Friday, ya'll.

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« Reply #1 on: March 6, 2009, 07:39:27 AM »

pretty rough take on "Tron", but it's significant, I guess.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/JtpCbWy7Qzk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/JtpCbWy7Qzk</a> .
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
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« Reply #2 on: March 6, 2009, 09:12:34 AM »

   
Memphis Birds Get Tipsy From Fermented Fruit


MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Some drunks got out of hand, but instead of barflies it was birds intoxicated from eating fermented fruit. The Health Department investigated after receiving calls this week about dead and floundering Cedar waxwing birds.

An investigator told The Commercial Appeal he traced the problem to berries from nearby holly trees. Recent freezes ruptured berry cells, allowing the wild yeast to convert sugars into alcohol.

The birds apparently got tipsy from consuming the fermented berries and crashed into buildings.

Health officials said they don't how many birds died from flying intoxicated.
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« Reply #3 on: March 6, 2009, 09:19:54 AM »

Even the birds in Memphis are drunk? Those jokes are too easy.

I remember Sherman Wilmott's old line about how the city motto was "We'll quit drinking tomorrow."
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Friday was the crucifixion/Saturday, cremation under glass/The resurrection was on Sunday/No, correction, make it Monday/'Cause Monday's when they come to take the trash
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« Reply #4 on: March 6, 2009, 09:22:16 AM »

I like the one that goes 'you'll never go broke selling booze in memphis.'
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« Reply #5 on: March 6, 2009, 09:34:57 AM »

So have you spotted any bums rooting around trees yet?
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« Reply #6 on: March 6, 2009, 09:38:56 AM »

I didn't notice. I was too busy looking for berries.
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« Reply #7 on: March 6, 2009, 09:39:59 AM »

So Kate's brother John, who is memphis' Roger Ebert, saw Watchmen. He said he has to see it again because he couldn't tell if it was genius or crap..

some critic he is.
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« Reply #8 on: March 6, 2009, 09:43:38 AM »

spinal tap "unwigged" tour.  tickets go on sale in about 15 minutes.
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« Reply #9 on: March 6, 2009, 10:07:56 AM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/OZFqO9woiq0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/OZFqO9woiq0</a> .
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« Reply #10 on: March 6, 2009, 10:17:58 AM »

15 minutes.  pshhhh. try seven fifty three lady.  get a watch.
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« Reply #11 on: March 6, 2009, 10:21:44 AM »

i just realized that next friday is friday the 13th.   last month, the 13th was also on a friday.  how often does that happen?  friday the 13th two months in a row? 
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« Reply #12 on: March 6, 2009, 10:22:55 AM »

I shouldve known Snyder would fuck it up.

Look, the guy is a knucklehead.
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« Reply #13 on: March 6, 2009, 10:26:29 AM »

There's an inherent genius to the Watchmen comic that he can easily steal.
I can't think of another director who would be more faithful.

Hopefully the visceral qualities he no doubt brings will be worthy.
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« Reply #14 on: March 6, 2009, 10:28:06 AM »

I can't tell if you're for or against him..
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