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« on: February 10, 2009, 09:45:56 AM »
As seen here:

Quote from: The Joke Murderer on February  1, 2006, 11:27:24 AM
You wanna have your mind blown? 

Well, here it is!

http://timecube.com/

CATASTROPIC WARNING -
Obama must resign to save his people from his catastrophe.
SUN power will not allow any
Black Skin power to rule over
its Light Domain.

Obama must resign or Doomsday,
for only Light can rule over Earth.
No god possesses Cubed Wisdom.

Warning to Obama, I believe that your
black/white equality posture will lead
your people to a racial war - destroying
both races and America.

At the risk of my life, I must issue a GRAVE WARNING to my fellow Americans - about a
potential Civil War between millions if Obama,
the Black candidate, is elected President of the
United States, displacing the white president -
inducing America to become a Black Nation.
There are some whites who cannot accept this,
especially during the drastic hardtimes ahead,
and will initiate a spark of violence that will
spread over the Earth like a wildfire. The
World is now on the verge of such a threat,
and the World condition is highly volatile.
This is most likely the test Biden mentioned.
Neither candidate mentioned RACE for its
beyond their expertise - so they just let it
happen - slaughter like never seen before.
I fear if Obama wins, America will lose.
Now, what will you do to avoid such a hell?

Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human.
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 09:55:56 AM »
Lunar Near Year fireworks caught the brand-new 40 story Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Beijing on fire.

Here is video of it burning, with the top exploding:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/6hSPFL2Zlpg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/6hSPFL2Zlpg</a>
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 10:26:20 AM »
Quote from: Jacques Oz on February 10, 2009, 09:45:56 AM
As seen here:

Quote from: The Joke Murderer on February  1, 2006, 11:27:24 AM
You wanna have your mind blown? 

Well, here it is!

http://timecube.com/

CATASTROPIC WARNING -
Obama must resign to save his people from his catastrophe.
SUN power will not allow any
Black Skin power to rule over
its Light Domain.

Obama must resign or Doomsday,
for only Light can rule over Earth.
No god possesses Cubed Wisdom.

Warning to Obama, I believe that your
black/white equality posture will lead
your people to a racial war - destroying
both races and America.

At the risk of my life, I must issue a GRAVE WARNING to my fellow Americans - about a
potential Civil War between millions if Obama,
the Black candidate, is elected President of the
United States, displacing the white president -
inducing America to become a Black Nation.
There are some whites who cannot accept this,
especially during the drastic hardtimes ahead,
and will initiate a spark of violence that will
spread over the Earth like a wildfire. The
World is now on the verge of such a threat,
and the World condition is highly volatile.
This is most likely the test Biden mentioned.
Neither candidate mentioned RACE for its
beyond their expertise - so they just let it
happen - slaughter like never seen before.
I fear if Obama wins, America will lose.
Now, what will you do to avoid such a hell?

Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human.




I'm still waiting to have my mind blown.
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 10:28:20 AM »
No shit. That guy is thirteen different kinds of nuts.
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2009, 10:35:23 AM »
More meme? OK!

Barack Obama soundbites gone wrong!
You know that guy ain’t shit. Sorry-ass motherfucker ain’t got nothing on me.
This shit’s getting way too complicated for me.
There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you.
You ain’t my bitch, nigga! Buy your own damn fries!
Sure you can have my number, baby!


They're actually all just stuff other people said from his autobio, but when he did the audiobook, he did these lines.

But how often do you get to hear the president talking about ignant motherfuckers?
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2009, 11:25:38 AM »
Quote from: Jacques Oz on February 10, 2009, 10:35:23 AM
More meme? OK!

Barack Obama soundbites gone wrong!
You know that guy ain’t shit. Sorry-ass motherfucker ain’t got nothing on me.
This shit’s getting way too complicated for me.
There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you.
You ain’t my bitch, nigga! Buy your own damn fries!
Sure you can have my number, baby!


They're actually all just stuff other people said from his autobio, but when he did the audiobook, he did these lines.

But how often do you get to hear the president talking about ignant motherfuckers?

You known there are repugnicans out there using these quotes out of context? 

http://obamasoundoff.com/
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2009, 11:59:46 AM »
Guaranteed somebody has sent it through that windows songmaker too.
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2009, 12:13:57 PM »
Quote from: capt qitn on February 10, 2009, 11:59:46 AM
Guaranteed somebody has sent it through that windows songmaker too.

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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2009, 12:23:49 PM »
Dr Gene Ray is a Cubics rube.
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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2009, 12:24:52 PM »
A "gene ray" sounds like some kind of scifi weapon.
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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2009, 12:27:59 PM »
Dan, your cuss list cracked me up. And then it was even better when you said your list was far from exhausting.
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« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2009, 12:33:19 PM »
i like the term "cuss list". i need to work on mine more.
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« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2009, 12:46:07 PM »
I smell the next MyFace phenomenon:    25 Cusses I Can't Live Without.
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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2009, 12:46:24 PM »
I think it's time to start manufacturing things in the U.S. Y'know, bring back the whole "buy American" thing.


Sooo, what should I manufacture?
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« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2009, 12:47:46 PM »
My favorite cuss is "fucking cunt." I say it all the time when I'm driving.
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