53 guns will never die

[Doctor Rock]

that's so like two weeks ago news...man where you been

I think this year i'm just going to vote for whichever candidate "Zings" their opponent the best.

Like if either one says "Your momma is so ugly..." they'd be a shoe-in.

Or perhaps a ethnic joke...

I mean neither one is really going to stand up and talk about things that matter...so why should i vote for them on things that matter.

No you're not.  You, sir, are going to vote for the lesser of two evils.    Kerry is the lesser of two evils.  Don't let the republican mud slinging machine cloud the fact that a "schmiberal" is less evil than a pea brained christian fundamentalist.  

[Doctor Rock]

Of course, I'm joking, you have to vote according to your conscience.  But please, think about it: four more years of Bush!  And there's a bunch of supreme court judges on the verge of retiring!  

[captqitn]

Lets just hope that Kerry can sneak in the time-honored "yeah, thats what your wife said last night" at some point during the debates.

That'd seal the deal, right BF?

[captqitn]

well, not too many people here, but just wanted to say the Sasser virus is going around.  if you don't have it yet.. go get the update from windows.com

me?  its too late, i've got blistering sores all over the place.  

[Doctor Rock]

We all know that Kerry is in bed with similar special interests and big businesses like the Shrub.  But at least Kerry's not in bed with the most retarded, close-minded, fascistic sectors of US society. There are special interests of all kinds, and some are worse than others. That's why he's, to me at least and without a shadow of a doubt, the lesser of two evils.

[brainfiber]

yes but who is the lesser of two weebles?

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[Doctor Rock]

How about the lesser of all Dweezils?

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[captqitn]

lesser of two weevils?

....

too obvious, right?



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[Doctor Rock]

No, no, I thought it was funny.

[Moetown]

I guess if Snoopy and Mr. Peabody were running, we'd vote for the lesser of 2 beagles.

[Doctor Rock]

I would vote for Mr. Peabody.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I would vote for Mr. Peabody.

Don't, Dan!  You're going to screw everything up!  

[Doctor Rock]

I would vote for Mr. Peabody.

Don't, Dan!  You're going to screw everything up!  

Why's that?  

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Do I really have to tell you of all people?

A vote for Mr. Peabody is a vote for Bush.

[Doctor Rock]

Gee, yeah, that's true.  However, if Mr. Peabody was a third party candidate, both the dems and the G.O.P. would be screwed!  I think, I dunno... Think of all those voters who would believe in Mr. Peabody!  You can't buy that kind of credibility, man.  You just can't!